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intranet 

An internet-type system set up on a LAN.

Sometimes mistakenly used to describe the internet by people who know the jargon but not the meaning.
1. My collge has an awesome intranet.
2. I can't get my computer to connect to the intranet.
intranet by beteo January 27, 2004

Intranet Gnome 

Your friend who talks trash about everyone's team in a private group thread, spreading hate and vitriol but doesn't have any allegiance to any team.
Wow, (intranet gnome pal) really had fun lambasting us this weekend when everyone's team imploded in the 4th quarter...
Intranet Gnome by gobirds13 October 16, 2023

Intranets 

A much cooler way to say internet, just like saying Canadia instead of Canada. Even if you mean to use it as singular, you must have an "s" at the end of it.
There are so many ads on the intranets, it looks like Times Square
Intranets by Militiagung64 December 2, 2005

Intranets 

(pl.) Intranet: A closed form of the internet common in workplaces and education centres; essentially a LAN with limited access to internet pages stored on a local database.
Intranets useage: Tom couldnt stand his school's intranet - all the beastiality sites were blocked.
Intranets by Ash C December 28, 2005

intranet 

The lining in your bathing suit that keeps the fish from swimmin in your junk.
Dude, I was swimmin in my bathing suit, and my intranet fell out and now I got a crawdad where the sun don't shine.
intranet by sistaDANk August 3, 2007

intranet 

created by Al Gore just before viagra.
Hi everyone, Im Al Gore and i invented the intranet!
intranet by bmxguy July 26, 2008