An intoxicated shhser. A consumer of spirits; usually of massive quantities, and generally intolerable of others, especially noisy movie goers, who makes others shut up.
A Vodka Silencer is the drunk guy in the theater who shhses people who are making noise or breathing, opening candy rappers, changing their ring tones, texting, laughing, ect. disturbing other movie goers, but most importantly disturbing himself.
finding people on face book you met while being intoxicated.
checking dawnie's page.
being drunk, start talking to someone, then finding them the next day on facebook, hence drunkfacebooking!
A state of dunkness so intense one loses control of mouth and all texting abilitys
Will says: Nate you better slow down on the drinking Nate says: don't worry will I'm not going to get all bill hilla'd on you
1. an SMS message sent while under the influence of alcohol or other intoxicating substance; drunk texting
2. any text with typographical errors in it that would suggest intoxication of the sender
2. to send a drunk text
I didn't realize how many intoxitexts I sent last night until I woke up this morning.
These intoxitexts you're sending me don't make any sense.
I've got to stop intoxitexting every time I go out or people will start judging me.
Using Facebook in any manor while intoxicated to hate on those that need to be hated on while you are drunk.
She got drunk and all pissed off at that bitch, so she started hating on her and as a result found herself on Facebook drunkbookin her like the bitch she is.
Trying to text a message while totally intoxicated. Or TUI-texting under the influence.
example: woman trying to text friend to pick her up as she is intexticated after imbibing large quantites of ETOH
Can u flocs get me 1/2vhour 93 2 pz
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The ability to text the same message to all your contacts at once from either your PC , Ipod ,cell phone. This is convenient for those special pictures you take on your cell, voicemails, text messages, porn, internet links, whatever. Do not recommend Mass Texting while intoxicated or under the influence of drugs as may cause personel problems.
Variations: Mass textodusing, mass textodused ect.
I mass textodused that picture of you I took in bed to all my buddies, your parents and everyone you work with including your boss, you cheating bitch!