Owner. Constantly proves his supremacy to Patrick and Nick. In all facets of life his superiority is only surpassed by his leetness.

Intin is the leader of Aphelion Guild. He gets owned on the internet constantly by his friends. He also flies around the room after every successful raid in Everquest. He does this in spandex Peter Pan outfits while sprinkling fairy dust around like it was his job. He likes Yanni. Not necessarily his music, but his attitude.