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The interconnected webworks of webworks.
The place you go when you click the big blue E on your screen. Sometimes, when your on there, naked pictures come up, or baloons telling you that you are a winner, other times you get a strange error, and your computer turns off. Look mom I told you, just click the damn E..
"What E!?" THE BIG BLUE E! "oh that one....okay...something happened" Did the window open up? "Window? What window, the screen changed..." Yes okay...good, now type in lets say...google into the address bar. "The wh..who..where?" Good Lord..you are SO not prepared for the interweb.. "I thought it was called the internet?" Fuck you mom, fuck you. |
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| 2. | google smart | ||
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Having the appearance of being knowledgable in a panoply of subjects when in fact one is merely interweb search proficient Zack seemed to know something about everything while chatting online but in person it's obvious he is an arrogant dullard. google smarts don't stick. If he really was smart he would text via xmpp; only an idiot sends text via sms
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| 3. | }{aX0r | ||
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Hey you guys, don't be idiots. If you posted a response to this you looked up the word }{aX0r, and just knowing how to spell that makes you a nerd automatically. Also, if you were looking something up in l33t speak, you have no right to call anyone any names. Finally, if you pull your heads out of your asses and actually read what the guy said, you'll realize he gave all of us a lot of really invaluable information on how to do something (a syn-flood) that you can't easily find info on. If you want to be a |_337 |-|4><0|2, so U CAN USE TEH INTARWEB L33T (sic) and hack into your friend's hotmail account, you aren't going to just click a few checkboxes in a program and have it do the rest. To actually do that shit, you have to learn this shit, so be nice to the guy, he's providing a service to all of us. ...So be nice to the l33t h4x0rs on the interweb, they pwn you.
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| 4. | information superhighway | ||
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A cheesy, ebullient, woefully outdated term from the 90's, which means "Internet". Coined when all the people were massively wowed by the sheer awesomeness of the Intertubes. Nowadays in disuse unless you use it for comedy. "With my brand new computer and the Internet, I have all the information I want within a single click of my mouse! If I want to find out how to look after a cat, I just have to type it in a search site, and WHAM! There it goes! How to buy a car? You can find it! Today's newspaper? You bet! Information for my daughter's chemistry paper? The Internet has it! Want to know about my son on student exchange in Norway? No problem! I just write him an e-mail, click "Send", and my letter travels all the way through the Atlantic and reaches him instantly and for free!"
You heard it: the Internet is the future of computing! Call now, and join the new Information Superhighway! |
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| 5. | neurofeedback | ||
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quack medicine imprecisely applying poorly constructed headgear of magnets to head to "train" the brain out of genetic flaws. To peruse a list of OUTRAGEOUS claims of "cures" by nerofeedback interweb browse to hxxp://eeginfo.com or hxxp://neurotherapy.us (with an interweb browser linkification extension one may double click non-hyperlinked munged URLs to load. For the best interweb experience everywhere be sure to use a free AdBlocking extension.)
Can magnetic fields cure genetic defects? FUCK NO, but that's what proponents of neurofeedback would bullshit you into believing. Plan to pay hundreds of dollars per session. Unsurprisingly many many sessions will be required. Similarly unsurprising: insurance companies do not cover fraudulent-science so you will be wasting only your own money. If you could instantly think your way out of disease or will changes to your DNA medicine would be obsolescent quickly. OBVIOUSLY neurofeedback is fraud. Any doctor offering it under his shingle risks losing his license, the privilege of practicing medicine, or stiff fines. REPORT these tricky motherfuckers to their state medical board |
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| 6. | neurotherapy | ||
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quack medicine imprecisely applying poorly constructed headgear of magnets to head to "train" the brain out of genetic flaws. To peruse a list of OUTRAGEOUS claims of "cures" by neurotherapy interweb browse to hxxp://eeginfo.com (with an interweb browser linkification extension one may double click non-hyperlinked munged URLs to load). These tricky motherfuckers con some into believing it's biofeedback by relabeling it 'eeg biofeedback'. more...
Can magnetic fields cure genetic defects? FUCK NO, but that's what proponents of neurotherapy would have you believe. Expect to pay several hundred dollars per session. Unsurprisingly many many sessions will be "required". Similarly unsurprising: insurance companies do not cover fraudulent-science so you will be paying out of pocket. Any doctor advocating this "therapy" is deeply morally compromised: find a better doctor. If you could instantly think your way out of disease or will changes to your DNA medicine would be obsolescent quickly. OBVIOUSLY neurotherapy is fraud. Charging for neurotherapy is a heinous moral crime |
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| 7. | neurotherapy | ||
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quack medicine imprecisely applying poorly constructed headgear of magnets to head to "train" the brain out of genetic flaws, psychological disorders, disease, or malady. To peruse a list of OUTRAGEOUS claims of "cures" by neurotherapy interweb browse to hxxp://neurotherapy.us or hxxp://eeginfo.com (with an interweb browser linkification extension one may double click non-hyperlinked munged URLs to load. For best interweb use free AdBlock extension in browser) more...
Can magnetic fields cure genetic defects, dysfunction, or disease? FUCK NO, but that's what proponents of neurotherapy would have you believe. Expect to pay several hundred dollars per session. Unsurprisingly many many sessions will be required. Similarly unsurprising: insurance companies do not cover fraudulent-science so you will be paying out of pocket. If you could instantly think your way out of disease or will changes to your DNA medicine would be obsolescent quickly. OBVIOUSLY neurotherapy is fraud. Charging for neurotherapy is a heinous moral crime. Any doctor offering it under his shingle risks losing his license, the privilege or practicing medicine. REPOR... |
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