intertubes 

A series of tubes that deliver information around the world via computer. Also known as internet or interwebs. Courtesy of Senator Ted Stevens (R-Alaska):

"The internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a truck. It's a series of tubes. And if you don't understand those tubes can be filled and if they are filled, when you put your message in, it gets in line and its going to be delayed by anyone that puts into that tube enormous amounts of material, enormous amounts of material."

There's a sweet site on the intertubes that shows photos of cats that look like Hitler!

intertubes by leisurist September 8, 2008

Indian Interview 

The Indian habit of interviewing everyone they meet for information on their family, including parents' jobs, income, number of siblings, plans for the future, possible marriageability, etc. They will find out everything and then decide if you are the type of person they want their kids to hang out with.

"Wow, Simran! That car ride with your mom was crazy."

"Haha, sorry bro. Did she give you the Indian Interview?"

Indian Interview by ShaZzaRD February 11, 2010

job interview 

A process in which arrogant recruiters deny themselves the benefits of many talented, capable, candidates due to an unfair screening process that in absolutely no way reflects the everyday job situation or assesses the skills required to succeed.

A talented person who had produced major growth in his previous company and had 5 years of experience in C# got a rejection after a job interview in which the recruiter said he was not skilled enough to do the job. This was because they asked questions on language concepts that are rarely used in C# and gave a brainteaser algorithm to code up in a 15 minute time limit without a compiler or computer.

job interview by Boxcar Bob April 28, 2008

Interview Sex 

A formal meeting in person, where facts or statements are elicited from another, superseded by a random sexual encounter.

I had Interview Sex with that recruiter Ana from the bank.

Interview Sex by Toninho November 29, 2011

Self-Interview 

Conversation style where one person speaks by phrasing a questing in a simple yes/no format, and answering their own question with rapid-fire response. This style is made popular by professional and collegiate coaches during press conferences, and has surfaced in the corporate world. In the latter scenario, this conversation method is employed by people of lower IQ who lack confidence in their ability. True masters of this method will deploy their own third-person reference.

Suzy: Do these pants make me look fat? No. Did I spend too much? To be truthful, yes. Will I score tonight? Definitely.

Tiffanie: Does Tiffanie care about Suzy's self-interview? No. Does Tiffanie wish Suzy would STFU? Yes.

Self-Interview by Pale Rider August 28, 2007

the interview

movie depicting the assassination of kim jong un by the cia

kim jong un: hey guys lets hack sony
*sony hacked*
sony: ok guys we give up, we are canceling the interview

the interview by northkoreaisbestkorea December 24, 2014

intervesting

Internet investing - investing of one's money with an investment company on the internet or online as opposed to sitting in an office with an investment adviser.

I found it so interesting that I was able to buy my mutual funds online today, Internet investing is so easy. I think intervesting is for me!

intervesting by theWebNut May 9, 2016