coitus interuptus 

A fancy way to say "pulling out"

"We dont want a baby, so i had to bust a coitus interuptus."

coitus interuptus by D and A June 13, 2005

wankus interuptus 

The act of being interrupted during self pleasure, by any means. Derived from the early latin, and similar to coitus interruptus, it was coined by Dr Bryan in the early '10s. The worst instance of this is when the individual is almost cumming, and their pleasure is interrupted and are rendered unable to continue

Tom 1: Oh man i had the worst case of wankus interuptus last night
Tom 2: Yeah mate?
Tom 1: yeah, was almost about to cum, when my sister came home and i had to stop
Tom 2: Oh man i fucken hate wankus interruptus

wankus interuptus by John Edgecliff April 15, 2014

Bitchus interuptus 

The act of said female interupting man buisness, or a man's conversation.

I was watching the football game and right when Tennessee scored, my girlfriend called. I answered,"Bitchus interuptus," and hung up.

Bitchus interuptus by ilovekait(: October 1, 2010

Bloggus Interuptus

Writing a blog post with a Real-Time-Collaborative editor, when your blog co-author edits the post right over top of you.

I was posting my SAT scores on my blog when my blog co-author Bloggus Interuptus to post his discovery that water only flows down hill.

Bloggus Interuptus by Foxxfyrre September 21, 2010

Cunnilingus Interuptus 

To be rudely interrupted while worshipping at the holiest of wholes. A mid-toungue-dart interruption.

"Horatio is truly fine at deeply inspecting my cooze with his tonsils, but last night his mom walked in mid-tang lick."

"Oh No! Not Cunnilingus Interuptus!"

"Yeah, can you believe it! Totally bitched my mood."

Cunnilingus Interuptus by The Jerzey Turnpike February 23, 2010

Ejectus interuptus 

When an object suddenly explodes or ejects and interrupts things

My DVD ROM suddenly Had a Case of Ejectus Interuptus as i was talking

Ejectus interuptus by The Bitchtress April 7, 2010

Textus Interuptus 

An individual who interrupts a text conversation by calling you. Especially when you are texting the person because you don't want to talk to them.

Man, I was texting back and forth with Jenn about not coming into work and she called me mid text. That chick is such a Textus Interuptus!

Textus Interuptus by Nooblakahn November 13, 2011