|15.||Busted by the bum|
The situation where sexual relations in an automobile are interupted by a homeless person asking for money.
Diaz: What's wrong, Giringo?
Dave Diamond: No sexo, I got busted by the bum!
Archaic term used to describe a white australian male with a preclusion or habit of consensual heterosexual sex with aboriginal women or gins.
Rob's fishing trips are always interupted by his "breaks" at the mission,the fucking gin-jockey slut.
Similar to all "What the..." expressions, but left uncompleted because of immediate devastating circumstances occuring before the individual is able to complete the expression.
a.) Used in horror movies - directly before victim discovers monster emerging from the plumbing or some other unexpected place. Victim says "What the..." and then is interupted abruptly by slime monster attack.
b.) As an element of surprise - "What the..." used as individual looks down at their shoe, after stepping in something soft and squishy on lawn.
c.) Similar usage: "What DA..." in extreme northern and southern geographical areas.
1. A place in Texas commonly refered to as "the bubble" in which rich conservative caucasian christians are found in abundance and where political and religious differences are frowned upon. Filled with what people would call brats who always complain about people discriminating against them, but really who are everything people say they are. People within the bubble often survive on Starbucks, Jamba Juice, Juicy Couture, cell phones, the O.C, and country clubs.
HP Student in science class: Ok, who else was upset that the O.C was interupted last night by the President's speech?
Person #1: What happend to your car?
Person #2: I had a Kerry/Edwards bumper sticker on it and someone came and keyed it 3 times. (All actual events)
A home-centered education run by a child's parents, rather than by the government. The parents pay taxes to the government to pay for public school, and they pay far more for books and other materials to educate their own children.
Home-school children learn reading, writing, and arithmetic. They learn correct grammar, spelling, and punctuation. They learn real science and real political science. They do NOT learn politically correct ideas, socialist ideas, or faggoty ideas, all of which are taught to kids in public school.
Home-schooled children tend to score higher on national tests. They are enculturated just as easily as public school children.
In class, home-schooled children are not interupted by young Pachuco children or other disruptive junior hoodlums. They learn independent thinking, and are never lifelong slaves to groupthink and the group mentality foisted on other children by public schools.
My home-schooled kids know how to read real literature at high grade levels. But they never learn that, when a white man and a black man apply for a job, the boss should hire the black man.
Jarrettsville is a small town located in northern Harford County, MD. It is a small town, with an ever so popular 7-11 located in it. It seems to be the "cool spot to hang out" with all the local "race car drivers". Also in Jarrettsville, there happens to be a certain neighborhood, with an unusual trashiness around it. This "hood" is located in the outskirts of Jarrettsville, and has items native only to Jarrettsville. This hood, along with Jarrettsville, have a few rather interesting features. Some of these features include a streetlight with a working lightswitch, an actual school lock hanging from powerlines (was actually thrown there the same way you throw shoes on powerlines) and a rather friendly Geo Metro that likes to cruise around Jarrettsville. This shitty little Metro can be seen smashing through barricades and running over stop signs. The people in Jarrettsville are also trash. One particular kid "Berfer" is a prime example. This kid represents the total apatheticness of Jarrettsville. He does what he wants when he wants to, without any concern. He officially started the trend of breaking the streetlights in Jarrettsville. All in all, Jarrettsville is just some dumpy ass town in Harford County in which all the little hicks attend North Harford and receive an "education".
Mac- "Man, did you fellows catch that shitty Geo Metro?"
?Mark- "Why yes, yes i did, it interupted my chess game"
Berfer-"Man, I fuckin love Jarrettsville."
To be interupted while masterbating and to later resume ejaculation with in a five minute time span
Mike claims to have been plabbished many times but it didn't seem to bother him because he would just finish where he left off.