a girl interupted 

When a girl finally realizes that she should stop fucking around, grow up, and become a woman. It happens to all girls eventually.

She was screwing alot of dudes, but stopped when she realized that being a slut is not something that well adjusted women need to aspire to. A girl interupted.

a girl interupted by Whaddyah March 25, 2008

Alcoholis Interuptis 

A serious physical and psychological condition arising from a short period of drinking, typically at lunch, followed by a period of not drinking. Symptoms include headache, sleepiness and irritability.
The only known cure is more alcohol.

Billy: I had a couple beers at lunch, and now I have a headache and no buzz.

John: Yeah, I noticed from your bitchy comments and yawns during the staff meeting you were suffering from Alcoholis Interuptis.

Alcoholis Interuptis by Three martini queeny April 28, 2010

interested 

when the feeling of motivation or enthusiasm for something is strong enough that a person is fully prepared to spend a considerable portion of his or her available assets (i.e. money, time) on it

All Jack is interested in is getting laid. So much of his spending money goes towards taking women out for dinner and drinks.

Dennis was so interested in climate change that he liquidated his 401k to spend three months doing research in the Arctic.

interested by D.S. Credito March 5, 2015

girl interrupted syndrome

(this is all for jokes) :))
when a person believes that they’re extremely different & special, and just simply so misunderstood.

they probably listen to fiona apple, lana del rey, or someone else who perfectly captures their sadness.
they possibly enjoy things like vinyls, films (and calling movies films) like girl, interrupted (hence the name), lolita, gone girl, and others.

they may partake in self destructive behavior like smoking cigarettes, drinking, etc.
so really at the core of a person with girl interrupted syndrome, it’s probably just mental illness.
xoxo- a recovering girl interrupted syndromer

gina: hey what’s with alice lately? she’s been acting different and been isolated.
lea: oh, she’s probably just suffering from a case of girl interrupted syndrome.

girl interrupted syndrome by meowmeowbeans.org August 15, 2021

coitus interuptus 

A fancy way to say "pulling out"

"We dont want a baby, so i had to bust a coitus interuptus."

coitus interuptus by D and A June 13, 2005

Brandy Interested 

When you click interested in an event, but there is no way you are going.

John clicked that he is interested in going to the event but I am pretty sure he is just Brandy interested

Brandy Interested by Ohio guy 71 September 2, 2018

girl interrupted syndrome

A person (typically female) who is a self-acclaimed intellectual and philosophy freak. Nevertheless, she is an effortless cool girl, quiet, mysterious, and alluring. She may seem like the perfect girl at first glance, shockingly beautiful and incredibly different, however, she will leave you broken-hearted In the end. Those who suffer from this syndrome usually partake in distinct activities such as, cigarette smoking, listening to grunge music, reading 18th-century pretentious novels, and drinking plenty of vodka.

At the core of the syndrome is mental illness. Girls who have this syndrome are beautiful and alluring but cold and arrogant.

Max: She's just so alluring and different. I asked her what she was listening to on her headphones while she smoked her cig and she said The Smiths.
Joey: Uh oh erm... she sounds like she has girl interrupted syndrome.

girl interrupted syndrome by nymphpop September 30, 2021