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interplanetary 

The act of getting to a level of blackout drunk that you lose entire days of your existence. The hangover feels like the galaxy misplaced an asteroid right into the middle of your skull and its trying to break out. Wanting to become interplanetary usually follows emotional trauma on a scale where you would rather be torn apart by the vacuum of space than be sober.
"Today my girlfriend dumped me, my dog died, and a squirrel climbing a hole in my fly-screen so big a homeless man crawling in and starting squatting in my room. I'm getting fucking interplanetary tonight. Luckily I got fired from my job also because I'm going to need four days to recover."
interplanetary by magicalbuttpir8 November 13, 2015
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interplanetary mission

When someone must travel between multiple houses and locations on a mission to aquire illegal drugs, usually cannabis.

A common example is for a couple people to leave one house, pick up some people and smoke some bowls at another house. Then a couple people going to the dealers house to grab say an ounce of weed, then selling some weed at another friends house. Often smoking weed the whole time.
"I had to buy and sell across like 6 homes on this interplanetary mission last night and I'm still high."

interplaceboflaynoplanko

an inter dimensional radio powered through alien technology and sorcery. usually top secret
we are communicating with other biological creatures using an interplaceboflaynoplanko.

Interplay 

The time in between intercourse and foreplay when the man is putting on a condom and continues to stimulate the woman.
'Mate, last night I was interplaying with Jane and I lost my erection!'

'I was too drunk to interplay last night and she dried up before I was inside her.'

'I was too over excited when interplaying and premed on her.'

'Interplay is the key to great sex.'

Interplanetaryoafalism 

The art of simultaneously exploring the furthest reaches of the galaxy and the cerebral cortex, while only appearing to be sitting in the corner completely stoned. First used in 1974 during high school art class.

Pronounced: Inter - planetary - oaf - alism
We thought she was just buzzed, but her mind was fully engaged in the prospect of what it might be like to explore The Dark Side of The Moon via interplanetaryoafalism.

interplay 

one of the first big time game-software coorporations, remembered most for creating the hugely popular Fallout series. Lasted for more than twenty years.
good night, interplay

1983-2004
interplay by Mike July 16, 2004

Interplanetary Numeric Processor 

A machine capable of killing off the population of the entire universe. Don't be worried, it's currently lost in the human mental enterprise.
Racist Jebediah: Holy crap! Hurry and get the interplanetary numeric processor to a safe place before it's too late!

Threst The Robots Bar Code 125279: Don't worry, it's lost forever.....OR IS IT?!