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intercrural sex 

It's non penetrative sex. The man puts his penis between the other person's thighs and fucks.
"Yesterday I had intercrural sex with Josh."
"Oh, why?"
"He didn't want me to fuck him in the ass, so I fucked him between his thighs."
"I have to try it too."
"Yeah man, you should."
intercrural sex by Appuru March 1, 2016
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Intercrural sex 

Said to have been the most prevalent form of sex between men in the ancient world and still the case in many parts of Asia and Africa. The "top" places his lubricated, erect penis between the closed thighs of the "bottom", and ideally the head of the penis slides onto the "taint", the area between the bottom's balls and anus. This area is very erogenous, a fact that is surprisingly not well known and feels very pleasurable to the thrusting top. It is also so pleasurable to some bottoms they can come from this alone.

It's important for novices who try this to experiment with the right rhythm because it can seem silly at first, but once they get going it becomes their preferred sexual activity. Much, much safer than anal penetration. taint
Tom asked if we could try intercrural sex. I was skeptical at first, but now can't wait to do it again.

Internetual

Internetual: anything reffering or pertaining to the internet.

Usually used as an adjective to describe a noun.
Example 1: Internetual culture
Example 2: Internetual habbits
Example 3: Internetual sex
Example 1:
Arcangel: Dude, I met this hawt girl online. Shes bosnian too.
JaJa: Wow, your such a noob. Probally met her on wow you sexual predator.
Arcangel: Nooo, it was on a lesbian chat room. I showed her my thingy and she showed me hers. She was very sexual enducing.
JaJa: I voted for no underage Internetual Sex. You queerdo, thats just wrong.

Example 2:
Det. Stabler: Olivia we gotta crack this mofo down, I heard he's an internetual sex predator.
Det. Benson: Oh noes, call a hacker team to the scene of the crime and have them do a search for him
Det. Stabler: For that, we need his alias.
Det. Benson: His alias is "ArcAngel99"
Det. Stabler: Got it, thanks.
Internetual by Rodolfo S.J, September 11, 2006

Intercrural

From Latin, 'inter', between, and 'crurae', thighs. Usually sex between the thighs of a partner.
There are many Greek vases depicting intercrural sex.
Intercrural by Oppinario June 3, 2011

internestalgic 

reminiscing about how the internet or computers used to be when you were young.
I remember back when there were only 50 webpages and you had use a 2600 baud modem and we would sit up all night waiting on an animation to download on a website.
OR
My first HDD upgrade was a 3 Gb drive and I paid $400 for it.
THUS:
"Damn, Atlas, your dad was being all INTERNESTALGIC today, talking 'bout how back in the day - his 56k modem was the shit. Your old man is old."
internestalgic by Dustin_Thacker February 10, 2010

internetual

(n) a person who an an encyclopedic knowledge of all matters relating to online media but is interlectually average on all other topics.
Did you hear Charles' original and insightful speech at the Facebook conference? I was so goddam impressed.' 'I wouldn't be. The guy is an internetual, so although he knows pretty much everything about social media, if you want to discuss any other subject with him, you are likely to be very disappointed.
internetual by Clarebear81 June 20, 2011

internetalize 

To internalize something you’ve just seen or read on the internet.
“I internetalize a lot of what I see on Google.”