| 1. | teh internets | ||
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A word often used scornfully to point out a newbies lack of knowledge of the internet and distinctive language. "OMG, liek, is this your first time on TEH INTERNETS!!!!oneoneoneeleven!!!"
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| 2. | teh internets | ||
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A magical land comprised of interconnecting tubes clogged with pr0nz. It has become a common misnomer to associate teh internets with big trucks. This is false. I found a video of my mom sucking poop out of a dead cow's ass on teh internets. It gave me a chubby.
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| 3. | there are no women on the internet | ||
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Internet usage, usually brought up on forums, chat, IM, or IRC. This is used when a topic about women is brought up, whether one broke up with a woman, discussing feminists/feminazis, girlfriends, mothers, wives, people pretending to be women on chat/message boards, et cetera.
The term is coined in the fact that most people who use the internet are male. The term as can be modified into "There are no women on the internets", "there are no women on the interweb", "there are no whimmen on the internet", and so on and so forth. Wakalaka: Damn, my girlfriend broke up with me.
MrRaptor: You think you got problems? My wife wants to divorce MrRaptor: Shes a feminazi D0kt0r1337: Same here, my mum is divorcing my father <HEADSHOT> Bridget: ha my firend said he was dating some chick on the internet. turned out to be a guy RomZomCom: There are no women on the internet. *everyone in the chat relay agrees* |
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| 4. | there are no women on the internet | ||
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Internet usage, usually brought up on forums, chat, IM, or IRC. This is used when a topic about women is brought up, whether one broke up with a woman, discussing feminists/feminazis, girlfriends, mothers, wives, people pretending to be women on chat/message boards, et cetera.
The term is coined in the fact that most people who use the internet are male. The term as can be modified into "There are no women on the internets", "there are no women on the interweb", "there are no whimmen on the internet", and so on and so forth. Wakalaka: Damn, my girlfriend broke up with me.
MrRaptor: You think you got problems? My wife wants to divorce MrRaptor: Shes a feminazi D0kt0r1337: Same here, my mum is divorcing my father <HEADSHOT> Bridget: ha my firend said he was dating some chick on the internet. turned out to be a guy RomZomCom: There are no women on the internet. *everyone in the chat relay agrees* |
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| 5. | ginasfs | ||
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both a fall out boy song and a internet shorthand for 'gay is not a synonym for stupid'
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| 6. | Final fantasy shrine | ||
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It's made out of people. Final Fantasy Shrine is made out of people! They didn't change the recipe like they said they did. It's still people.
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| 7. | zomgie | ||
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A zombie that lives on the internet. It follows and attacks casual internet users so that they become lifeless zomgies that spend all their time on the internet, computers, or whatever else people with no lives do.
If you are to ever come in contact with a zomgie, shooting them in the head will not prevent them from pwning you at full force, you must hide and wait till their internets cut out, till they get bored, or you must try and pwn them (of course if you wait the many days for their internets to run out or you bother pwning them then you're already in the first stages of zomgism). Most zomgies use words such as zomg or stuff your brain hasn't learned yet because yours have not been consumed by a zomgie, and if you have, good for you. DividedBy0: zomg, I'm a zomgie now.
NoobUser: I see, how's that working out for-AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! LOLCATS42: *eats NoobUser's eBrains* Don't worry mam, I'm from the internet. |
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