internet rape 

when one instant messages somebody, and unknowing to the other person, begins jerking it in conversation

a man had 15 IM windows open, and was jerking it, therefore he internet raped 15 people..

internet rape by GILIITCIH December 1, 2003

internetaverted

Someone who is seemingly emotionless in person, but always posts online with a lot of excitement (a lot of exclamation marks, all caps, etc.)

Jennifer, being very internetaverted, sat quietly in Starbucks, eyes glued to her phone, without so much as a polite smile on her face while posting to Facebook, "OMG!!! HE PROPOSED TO ME!!! I'M GETTING MARRIED, EVERYBODY!!!!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!"

internetaverted by theadamkomar June 5, 2013

Internet-rape 

To obliterate ones internet data cap completely and utterly by downloading a large volume of content in a short amount of time, specifically HD movies and software.

The only reason Doug went home for the holidays was to Internet-rape, staying up all night downloading every episode of Stargate. "damn that Doug, he's used up all the data cap again"

Internet-rape by Kiwiboiii July 4, 2010

internetpenis 

the size of your penis when described on the internetz.

my internetpenis is gigantic, much bigger than IRL.

internetpenis by glennar August 11, 2009

Internetruption

A long pause in a phone conversation When both participants become distracted by surfing the Internet, which is ultimately more amusing than the conversation itself.

Raptor Jesus caused an internetruption in my conversation with Kelly last night.

Internetruption by Kellyeah October 28, 2012

Internet rape 

this is not an actual thing, rape can only be done in real life. Either you're insanely chronically online or you want an excuse to be called a victim. You most likely got sent fake, trolls of joke nsfw content by little kids. Go cry about it.

A "true" example of internet rape or sexual harassment on the internet is someone masturbating to you on a call without your consent.

Internet rape is not a thing! It can only be done irl!

Internet rape by BiGf4r7 July 16, 2023

Internetarded 

Someone who is being a retard on the internet or just internet illiterate.

Some girl just posted a naked picture of herself on Facebook. How internetarded.

Internetarded by rossbreakslaws August 20, 2016