Usually present at the early hours of the morning, When browsing the internet looking at random shit is more interesting than being asleep. No matter how hard this person tries to leave, they have to just finish browsing all 30 tabs open.

You look tired man.

Yeah internetsomnia totally took over last night, was up until 5am watching youtube videos of people falling over!

internetsomnia by A9k September 30, 2011

Get merch

interneton

One who hails by a vast majority from the internet. Said person spends most of their time on the internet, has a vast majority of friends through the internet, usually refers to friends in person by screen names, and would have no social life whatsoever if their internet were to be disconected.

Similar to Martian, Iowan, or Indonesian in usage, just not capitalized because that would make sense.

James had fully become an interneton and his friends were becoming worried.

interneton by Tommy January 11, 2005

Get merch

internetional

International networking

Internetional networking is intermittently highly recommended.

internetional by Hercolena Oliver February 24, 2009

Get merch