Internetitis 

A condition where one has an extreme obsession to be on the internet or be like people who they encounter on the internet. Similar to Text Talk.

1) Joe was diagnosed with internetitis after people recognized his habit of not leaving the computer for three days.

2) Steve was diagnosed with internetitis after people got tired of his internet speech, i.e. tl;dr, lol, ikr, idgaf, etc.

Internetitis by Ilisten2Metal May 29, 2014

internettitude 

A hybrid of the words "internet" and "attitude".

Obnoxious and combative behavior resulting from the
anonymous safety one feels when interacting with others over the internet.

See also: spineless, coward

If you met that asshole in real life, his internettitude would probably disappear real quick.

internettitude by The Toe January 7, 2004

Internetiquette

The act of using proper etiquette (manners) while online, especially on social networking sites.

Whoa! That dude just posted 6 pics up of Judy, and they just met earlier this afternoon! What a freak. He needs to learn some internetiquette.

Internetiquette by Aaron Steinberg January 13, 2009

internetics 

The study of the internet.

What are you majoring in jack?

"Internetics"

internetics by sovereignself June 10, 2009

aka internetitis 

inflammation caused through excesssive use of the internet. symptoms include dry, swollen eyes, retinal burning (images of web pages persist in vision even when eyes are closed). Disconnection from reality. Dreams of web searching. Cure= get outside with people, shop (brick & mortar style), sports, clubs, etc.

after playing 19 hours of online tetris you get up to microwave hot pockets in the kitchen & your brain continues to analyze and redistribute shapes and images such as floor tiles, cabinetry, or inanimate objects that may or may not even be there. Aka internetitis. "itis" indicates swelling such as tendonitis (swelling that occurs in thumbs, wrist, and elbows from excessive joystick handling. Encephalitis is brain swelling from too much info. see Elephantitis, Vaginitis, Retinitis, Appendicitis, otitis, tinnitis

aka internetitis by james ventura September 17, 2006

Internetiquette

Socially acceptable behavior on the internet.

He has poor internetiquette. He facebook messaged me just to tell me to go to hell.

Internetiquette by PaperTom April 19, 2009

Internetiquette

The manners that you display in online conversation.

Janie was impressed with Tim's Internetiquette when he asked her to marry him over instant messenger.

Internetiquette phrases include but are not limited to: lol, wtf, rofl, brb, lmao, etc...

Internetiquette by Jacob Sisson January 30, 2006