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Average Internet User 

Your Average Internet Users age normally ranged from 12-17 sometime 9-11. Mostly they are just assholes that say that Gen Z is soft but then dox people for having a different opinion *cough* *cough* jelly*cough*bean situation. They also send death threats to people and commit numerous crimes on the internet that can get them sent to prison. They have practically no motor skills and stereotype everything. Long story short they’re egotistical assholes that don’t need to be on the internet.
Jellybean Fan:Yo do you like Jellybean?
Average Internet User:You like jellybean? CLOWN

Jellybean fan I just like Jellybean what’s wrong with that?
Average Internet User:YOU HAVE A DIFFERENT OPNION THAN ME SO THAT MEANS YOU SHOULD BE DOXXED AND HARASSED!
Jellybean fan:What?🤨

Old Stock Internet User

An internet user that began using the inter before 2007.

After the term old stock Canadian.
Joe joined the internet in 2000, making him an Old Stock Internet User.

Internet users 

internet users are idiots with no life
dude did you see those internet users?

Unhealthy Internet User that Does Not Belong with Lights Off (aka a loff) 

Someone who needs to touch some grass.
Person: hey did you see that Unhealthy Internet User that Does Not Belong with Lights Off (aka a loff)
Other person: yeah they should go outside and go for a walk

internetuendo 

the gossip, lies, smears, and at best half-truths that flourish in the largely anonymous petri dish of the Internet.
Alas, our presidential elections are beset with Swift Boat ads and Internetuendo. E.g., Obama is a Communist, Palin is a brainwashed Nazi... and on and on, ad infinitum, ad nauseam.
internetuendo by WJMoore March 2, 2010

internetese

Langage derived from the internet.
(Geek on chat etc talking in internetese)
Stfu lol, Frank is a noob. G2g, I need to play with my star trek toys. peace
internetese by Squeaky B November 26, 2005