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29.
Originally developed as ARPANET in the US as a means for various institutes to communicate with each other even in an event such as war. The Internet has grown into a worldwide computer network where anyone can have a chat with anyone else almost anywhere in the world, and is a vast sorce of free information.

However, the Internet is slowly being clogged up with crap such as adware, spyware and viruses can spread like wildfire, not to mention that it is the biggest porn archive known to man.
Person A: I'm going on the Internet.
Person B: Pervert.
by generic May 10, 2005
 
30.
An immensely popular plexus of information/data that can be viewed pictorally, literally (words, writing) or heard.

Because of its versatility, intangibility, and uncontrollability, the Internet grows rapidly, expanding everyday.

However, due to this growth, it has become virtually synonymous with "virus" or "porn." Despite those setbacks, the Internet can be a great device.

If careful, one can avoid the porn, and viruses it harbors.

Also, because of the Internet's versatility, it can used as an online multiplayer-playground. People from Europe can play against a person in South America, while he/she may be chatting with someone in the USA.
The Internet grew in popularity during the 1990's. It is now practically ubiquitous.
by Verdantai June 23, 2004
 
31.
Somthing that the average joe will never know of. Used only by the secret service and its commanders, the Internets is a top secret way of transfering information around the globe at the speed of light. George W. Bush thought of the idea after consuming a high amount of Coke and Pepsi together, while watching porn on the "Internet"
Bush: Hmmmmmmm, The Internet is too untrustworthy. I must create somthing more powerful............. The Internets!
by Sam Burns July 08, 2006
 
32.
The inner netting in swimsuits
"I just logged on to my internet!"
by Farguqwr May 21, 2005
 
33.
A tool which people use to bitch about movies and share porn with one another.
"What the fuck is the internet?" -Jay
"Hey. They have the internet on computers now." -Homer
by Jake McClenahan May 25, 2005
 
34.
Where men are men, women are men, and little girls are FBI agents.
INTERNET CLAIMS TO BE VS. REALLY IS

men - 100% men
women - 50% women, 50% men
little girls - 90% FBI agents, 10% girls
by Dieter Luypaert June 13, 2007
 
35.
What you're fucking using right now, you dipshit.
Oh, look at me! I'm using the fucking internet to look up the definition of internet! Blarkghjbjasnd; fuck youuuu
by Cheney October 05, 2007