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a place on the computer where one can pretend to be researching for their history paper when one is actually checking for new comments on one's myspace.
Mother says to son "Timmy, what are you doing on our personal computer?"

Timmy responds with "Well golly, I was just researching for my history paper, of course on the good ol' world wide web, or as some like to call it, the internet."
by the my thpathe kid September 14, 2006
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-not something you just dump something on
-not a big truck
-however, it IS a series of tubes
"The internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a big truck. It's, it's a series of tubes."

-Sen. Ted Stevens (R-Alaska)
by Jeff Leonard Washington Betler October 26, 2009
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OMG i have no internet!!! (rocks back and fort)
by iluvinternet December 17, 2009
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the one place where everyone is a hardass.
hardass 1: im gunna fuck your mom tonight. hardass 2: fuck you bitch im gunna kick your ass.. over the internet.
by A7X HU January 29, 2010
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A large repository of every idea you could ever have, no matter how clever or seemingly unique it may be.
I thought of "That's nacho cheese, it's mine!" but the Internet already had that in about a million places.
by guruboy January 20, 2010
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The net webbing inside of your bathing suit.
Paul: Have guys check out my internet!

Jon: Your too poor to have internet!

Paul: No, the internet in my swim trunks, asshole.
by Imammyself July 30, 2009
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What ever you do, do not search the following:
Rule 34
Peen on google images
Sex whale on google images
Child pregnancy on google images
Fan art porn
Penile skin tag on google images
Penile whore on google images
John:"Hey man, you don't look healthy, when's the last time you slept?"
Me:"3 WEEKS!"
John:"What, why?"
Me:"BECAUSE OF THE FUCKING INTERNET"
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