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George W Bush's name for the internet. It's mentioned in one of the other definitions on this page that his usage is correct. This is purely accidental. Coming from someone who was frighteningly intelligent and a brilliant orator, one might be tempted to give him the benefit of the doubt. But coming from someone who is profoundly unable to form sentences, say 'nuclear', ride bikes, ride Segways or eat pretzels, it's safe to assume that this is just another in a long line of oratorical train wrecks for poor old Bush Jr.
orig.: 'I hear there's rumors on the internets..'

contemp.: 'lol internets'
by frat curl June 23, 2005
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1.) The only reason 99.9% of people bought a computer.
2.) The solution to everything.
3.) My only friend.
1.) If it weren't for the internet, I would've never spent $700 on this laptop.
2.) Horny? Hook up to the internet for some porn.
Too lazy to do / don't understand your homework? Look up the answers on the internet.
Procrastinating? Go on Youtube.
3.) Usually, people go out to have fun on Fridays after work. But me? I go on the Internet.
/forever alone
by foreveralonexoxo February 04, 2012
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A series of tubes that lead to a portal to Hell.
That may be the best explanation of the internet yet.
by Charles Cornwallis September 06, 2008
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A web of confusion, dismay and pornography.
I did a search for 'World History' on the internet and I received 500 results: all pornography.
by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003
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A place filled with porn and ads.

Where men are men, women are men, and children are FBI agents.

Where everyone talks like they can kick your ass when they probably can't.

A place for lifeless retards who want virtual lives.

The pedophiles' gathering spot.

A place some assholes go to to mock sexual orientation, make sexist and racist remarks, mock religion, and bash other people's views.

Where a select few jackasses come to steal your identity with malware.

A place where famous people don't get good salaries.

A semi-successful distraction from television.

A place where you can become famous if you dance like an asshole or make an extremely slow and dull video about unicorns.

There are basically two personalities: really nice people who use "=P" a lot, and jackasses who, as I said before, bash other people's views.

A place where sex is the main discussion.

Sex. SEX.
Guy 1: I went on the internet today!

Guy 2: ...Cool.

Writer of this Definition: I'm feeling kind of apathetic right now 'cause I'm tired. Sorry.=P
by Daniel Day-Lewis September 24, 2008
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A virtual place where everyone feels they have the right to force their opinions, offend, and engage in verbal barbarism between other users
MyGrammarSucks: Can I haz 2 bucks pl0x
TrollGuy6969: No
MyGrammarSucks:Whai?? :(
TrollGuy6969:Because your grammar sucks
MyGrammarSucks: fuck u man go suck a dick
*Admin 1337 ban hammers 'MyGrammarSucks' from the internet*
by NormannTheDoorman August 12, 2012
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'i paid bob twenty internets because he posted a pic of epic lulz'
by ccaptainpoopypants April 05, 2008
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