The possessive form of the word internet; An internet that appears to belong to an individual.
I hax ur internets, n00b.

Jerry, get off your internets and do some damn work.
by Wooden Jesus August 19, 2007
will make you very fat
Person #1 Looks like bob gained a few pounds.

Person #2 Its that damn internet.
by Bob Dole 123 April 16, 2007
And again, the Internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a big truck. It's a series of tubes. And if you don't understand those tubes can be filled and if they are filled, when you put your message in, it gets in line and it's going to be delayed by anyone that puts into that tube enormous amounts of material, enormous amounts of material.
I just the other day got, an internet was sent by my staff at 10 o'clock in the morning on Friday and I just got it yesterday. Why?

Because it got tangled up with all these things going on the internet commercially.
by Senator Ted Stevens (R) March 15, 2007
The place where man are man, woman are man, and little girls are FBI agents
9yosexygurl: Hello guys ! I'm new to the internet
ilikeyoung: Y helo thar ...
9yosexygurl: BUSTED
by k0b13r February 27, 2007
The net that's in swimming trunks.
God, that's scary. I think I just logged onto my internet.
by Jon March 06, 2005
a place to look at naked photographs of the opposite sex - replaces dirty magazines of the 60's and 70's while the resulting action taken in private remain identical.
ex. - "Hey man, wanna go downtown to pick up some chicks?!"
- "Nah.. I got internet."
by Ted January 05, 2004
internet is connection brtween several computers all over the globe.
connection to altavista
by avanindra December 12, 2003

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