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A term originally used to mock Bush, but has degraded into a word hipsters use in an attempt to make themselves sound cooler. People who use the word are the peope who also use teh and le because quite simply they saw everyone else doing it.

This also goes for teh internets, the typed form of the word in which the is intentionally mistyped, so they can make themselves look like the largest douchebags possible.
Hipster: I was surfing the internets at starbucks...
Person: Shut up, you are a douchebag.
by Andrew Apocalypse October 19, 2005
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the most addicting piece of shit EVER. fucks up your grades, as well. everything else you once loved to do means absolutely nothing anymore.
the internet has turned me in to a pissed off, socially retarded, bitch.
by l33v March 01, 2008
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"Internets" is an expression, written in September 1999 inside of the 'Metro' newspaper (published in Czech Republic), by Věra Pohlová. She said "Tyhle aféry každého jenom otravují. Já bych všechny ty internety a počítače zakázala." ("These affair only bother everyone. I would disallow all those internets and computers.") as an opinion on an affair, about leaking private data from the 'Česká spořitelna' bank trough an internet.
I would disallow all those internets!

I would disallow all those <fill in anything!>
by Batrachus August 21, 2011
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a place where an insecure man/woman in his/her late 30's go to make other people think they're something they're not...
by Anonymous August 19, 2003
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AKA: Teenager's life.

Filled with things like Facebook, Twitter, YouTube, PornHub, Rule34, XHamster etc.
The internet is a great educational resource for finding out how really horny people have sex.
by HEADS GROW BACK May 18, 2016
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1.An entity consisting of over 9000 million servers connected with one another. Its purpose is to host and distribute information and to make communication easier.

2.Serious business
The internet is serious fucking business! Don't forget it, bitch!
by PresidentMudkip July 14, 2011
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Internet is for POOL!
TuBillar.com!
B says... ¿Isn't internet for porn?
D answers... Nope, internet is for POOL! TuBillar.com

by berushka April 16, 2009
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