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A term used by George W. Bush when he actually had meant to say "Internet":

While it's true that there exists an Internet2, there is no plausible reason to believe that Bush was referring to it, because I have no reason to believe that he is sufficiently technologically literate to be aware of its accidents and (more importantly), Internet2 is used solely as a network with which academic institutions transfer files at extremely high speeds and would therefore not have information about Bush's alleged millitary service foul play.
On the, on the internets
by CommieCowboy August 09, 2005
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Every lazy student's friend.
The Internet is to plagiarism what crack is to violent, glassy-eyed babbling. --Suck.com
by Witness10mm October 05, 2005
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person 1 - What is the internet for?
person 2 - FOR PORN!!!
by gizmo.urmom April 27, 2006
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the place were you find the a to z of porn and porn related products its the high way of fast pornographic sites that help with wanking and poking if you are a girl
Dave: hey what are you doing
John: just on the internet
Dave: nice can i see
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The best and worst invention mankind has ever created.
Learning, idiocy, procrastination, salvation, damnation, humor, satire, and so much more all in one little package (or several servers, whichever one you'd like to go with).
It also promotes individuals' eventual detachment from reality.
Sorry I'm not done with my homework, I was on the internet.
by ellipsisdotdotdot April 20, 2011
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A media form that politicians, religious nuts, and soccer moms have tried in vain to control. Whatever is posted here is free for the taking, whether it be MP3s, porn, warez, or software.
The sex industry owns the Internet now.
by sarcastic June 23, 2003
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