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The Internet is the nearest any human will get to a god.

The internet is more powerful than any human in existence

The internet is more knowledgeable than any human in existence

It is a collection of minds across the world that forms a collective consciousness which is much like the trinity
(or the old creatures off the demonata)

It also gains more power with every millisecond and not so far from now will implode on its self leaving us helpless and back in the dark ages because at the time when it implodes it we would have become so dependant upon it that we wouldnt know how to live without it
meh maybe the internet wont implode
by NobodyLikesPaul May 02, 2010
 
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A term used to describe somebody who takes the internet too seriously. These kinds of people literally live in the internet, spending most of their time in front of their computers. Their lives outside the computer consists of just eating and sleeping.
That girl on MySpace is so internet.
by Neykho June 22, 2006
 
170.
Thought to be one big computer buy newbies, usually by people on a big network or broad band internet.
"The Internet is broken!"
by Caffeinecrazed12 November 19, 2003
 
171.
Computer term: Sourc of ALL porn
Noun: Porn database
Insult: A person who lives on porn.
"You internet, you"
by DOnna September 19, 2003
 
172.
the place where i see the hot naked girlz
go to www.whitehouse.com on the internet, and there will be some really hot porn!
by pussy humper May 22, 2003
 
173.
Another name for the another dimension that collects all of our ideas. We can connect to this 2nd dimension by clicking on small doorways on your computer called "icons" and look around. This other dimension is connected to all computers via magic created by people known as wizards. Though many have tried to enter this other world, none have succeeded.
I saw my dead grandmother's dog on the internet the other day!!!
by intel-actual person March 31, 2011
 
174.
Super Serious Business
OMG U AWP CAMPING FAGOt
by INTERNET January 28, 2005
 
175.
One huge therapy session
I come onto the internet and the streets are safe
by Tooly Towers June 04, 2003