Top Definition
A vast array of pornography and advertisements.
by Cyclone March 03, 2003
A large, unregulated mass of extremely diverse content, consisting primarily of pornography, gaming websites, livejournal accounts, and those fucking annoying popup messages that won't go away on angelfire websites. In addition, the internet also plays host to several bizzare subcultures, including, but not limited to, goths, furries, otherkin, linux nerds, and conspiracy theory nutballs who all like to design their sites on the exact same formats as one another.
The Internet destroyed my faith in humanity.

The Internet is wasting way too much bandwith on crappy geocities sites.

The Internet will soon replace libraries.
by C-can October 18, 2003
magic place in virtuality where we can meet outside the boundaries of normal life.
by Anonymous May 29, 2003
A new type of drug which overrides the senses and abilities of it's users and diverts all their energy into it's useless void
Man, my internet is down and I think about to die without access to my Starcraft account!
by BigD December 08, 2002
The world's largest network of computers. The Internet used to be a very valuable source of information; but is now full of scammers, advertisements, harmful software, idiots, trolls, domain squatters, advertisements, pornography and a lack of coherent sentences.

There are a set of rules of being on the Internet, follow them and you'll be fine. If you don't, you're going to hate the Internet. The two most important rules are:

1. Don't make yourself look like an idiot, it leaves you open to flames.

2. Don't trust ANYONE, whether it has to do with giving someone your Hotmail password or your credit card number. You can't really trust a stranger, can you?
Josh posted a thread on a forum he often visits about how much he thinks Halo sucks. After seeing the post, several members flamed Josh and he was eventually banned for posting threads about those members. Josh became angry and decided to edit/add Wikipedia articles about the members and the forums and his IP address was subsequently banned from Wikipedia. After seeing the articles about them, the members in question distributed Josh's e-mail address through the forums, instructing all the users to send him hate e-mails for being an asshole. Josh's e-mail inbox was flooded with hate e-mails and spam and Josh suffered a panic attack and later terminated his Internet account.

Moral of the story: No one cares if you hate something or like one thing more than another, so shut up.
by Grammar_Nazi January 25, 2008
Hmmmm.... the fact is that you cannot be reading this without knowing what the internet is so why the fuck are you looking it up?
Some idiot researched the internet using the internet.
by superninjapenguin February 27, 2007
An endless amount of information, pornography, and other stuff to do. All put together over countless servers and other crap. Point being, no matter how many games you play on the internet, you'll never win even one. Its just a bundle of wires.
Person 1 : "Dude, we just kicked this clans ass in Counterstrike! My clan won!"

Person 2 : "No they didnt. Nobody ever wins on the internet."
by Sneaky Mexican January 07, 2006
Something that George W Bush hears rumors on
I hear there's rumors on the, uh, Internets
by mightybob50 August 07, 2009

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