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The internets raped my house, stole my wife, and burned my dog. I'm off to commit pseuicide.
by blazelust January 06, 2007
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What you're fucking using right now, you dipshit.
Oh, look at me! I'm using the fucking internet to look up the definition of internet! Blarkghjbjasnd; fuck youuuu
by Cheney October 05, 2007
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The internet is the network of computers which enables vast amounts of porn to be veiwed every day.
Other, comparitively minor uses:
- The spreading of ideas, conspiracy theories etc by any random lunatic.
- Menial conversations over IM/forums etc.
- Telling people who don't care about you about yourself.
- Stealing/manipulating money.
- Spreading viruses.
- Dating.
- Shopping.
- Research.
- Organising stuff.
- Luring people (often children, sadly) to rapists and pervets.
- Promoting publications/sites/bands etc.
- Attempting to overthrow the government.
- Making/veiwing huge archives of "funny" pictures, jokes etc.
- RPG games.
- Setting up random websites for the terminally bored such as UD.
1) So I was on this lunatic fringe site the other day... did you know that the inventor of the biro has made himself immortal, is planning on taking over the world and brainwashing us all with his biro-rays? He said he'd spare me if I sent him £500 and my last born child, so I'll be okay...
2) Dude, you *really* shouldn't believe all you read on the internet...
by Wiggy_liastd July 06, 2006
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The Internet is the nearest any human will get to a god.

The internet is more powerful than any human in existence

The internet is more knowledgeable than any human in existence

It is a collection of minds across the world that forms a collective consciousness which is much like the trinity
(or the old creatures off the demonata)

It also gains more power with every millisecond and not so far from now will implode on its self leaving us helpless and back in the dark ages because at the time when it implodes it we would have become so dependant upon it that we wouldnt know how to live without it
by NobodyLikesPaul May 02, 2010
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The World Wide Web. A dream catcher of such whereby dreams become reality or reality become dreams.
p1.I have this great idea for a business but i'm not sure where to start!

p.2 Have you got your internet up yet, the World wibe Web is the new dream catcher!
by VICKI KARMA November 10, 2006
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A total web of confusion, dismay, and pornography.
I searched the internet for 'World History' and it came up with 500 results of pornography.
by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003
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When in need of a little entertainment, I go to my laptop and get on the internet.
by #AlexFromTarget November 09, 2014
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