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A vast array of pornography and advertisements.
by Cyclone March 03, 2003
A web site mocking President Bush's gaffe in a CNBC interview, calling Google, "the Google". In the 2000 Presidential Primary debates he refers to the Internet as "Internets" saying, "There's rumors on the Internets" in response to a question. Video here: youtube.com/watch?v=fezjR zAWa2Q. The web site is: thegoogleontheinternets.com.
"I use the Google to pull up maps. I like see the ranch" -George W. Bush.
"I hear there's rumors on the Internets." -George W. Bush.
#internets #the #google #george #bush
by Larrry November 04, 2006
An alibi
Because of the internet, everynight before bed, I hear a little girl's cry.
#internet #interweb #porn #a #reason
by Roastmasters May 17, 2009
It's a series of tubes.
The internets is not something you can just dump something on, it's not a big truck. It's a series of tubes.
#ted stevans #internet #serious business #tubes #bush
by glababa February 01, 2008
1. Porn, lots and lots and lots of free, or pay for porn

2.shareware, freeware, software,mp3's,videos(mostly of porn) and other industrius material used by folk with computers

3. Spyware, adware, worms, viruses, lions, tigers, bears, etc.

4. Chat & e-mail, little kids talking to little kids, what parents beleive to be little kids talking to old men pretending to be little kids of oppisite sex.

5. Oroginally created for the free sharing of ideas, somewhere along the line the word "ideas" started meaning porn, and now tis is its main use
80% or more of the internet is porn, my lifes mission is to recover at least 41% of the internet "if only for a breif moment, cuz thats all life is sister, is a series of moments"-Dogma
#porn #software #free love #drugs #warfare #new york rapists #jack the ripper
by Nolan 14 July 22, 2006
Short for: Inter connected network
I'm addicted to the Internet.
by genny May 25, 2004
The Internet is the nearest any human will get to a god.

The internet is more powerful than any human in existence

The internet is more knowledgeable than any human in existence

It is a collection of minds across the world that forms a collective consciousness which is much like the trinity
(or the old creatures off the demonata)

It also gains more power with every millisecond and not so far from now will implode on its self leaving us helpless and back in the dark ages because at the time when it implodes it we would have become so dependant upon it that we wouldnt know how to live without it
meh maybe the internet wont implode
#mr internet #internet #we #are #scientists
by NobodyLikesPaul May 02, 2010
-not something you just dump something on
-not a big truck
-however, it IS a series of tubes
"The internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a big truck. It's, it's a series of tubes."

-Sen. Ted Stevens (R-Alaska)
#internet #intranet #the internet #enternet #tubes #series of tubes #truck #dump #ted stevens
by Jeff Leonard Washington Betler October 26, 2009
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