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145.
n.

Serious business.

pl. internets, internetz
Internetz are serious business.
by Dashalasha July 12, 2008
 
22.
The Internet is for porn
person 1 - What is the internet for?
person 2 - FOR PORN!!!
by gizmo.urmom April 27, 2006
 
23.
Every lazy student's friend.
The Internet is to plagiarism what crack is to violent, glassy-eyed babbling. --Suck.com
by Witness10mm October 05, 2005
 
24.
The internets raped my house, stole my wife, and burned my dog. I'm off to commit pseuicide.
by blazelust January 06, 2007
 
25.
A vast source of mp3, warez, crackz, DivX and other leet stuff. D00ds are also known to cum here for a netsex quickie (mostly with other d00ds sporting nicks such as H0tCunT). I´ve heard chix actually do chat down here sometimes (mostly with other chix).
Above all, its the largest depot of pr0n known to mankind.
The Internet is down for maintenance.
AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGHHHHHH!
by Hugh G Rection September 17, 2003
 
26.
an unstoppable portable porn factory..
by Anonymous August 22, 2003
 
27.
A thing that is frusturating and addicting.
I have a love/hate relationship with the internet.
by burnt in effigy May 25, 2003
 
28.
Originally developed as ARPANET in the US as a means for various institutes to communicate with each other even in an event such as war. The Internet has grown into a worldwide computer network where anyone can have a chat with anyone else almost anywhere in the world, and is a vast sorce of free information.

However, the Internet is slowly being clogged up with crap such as adware, spyware and viruses can spread like wildfire, not to mention that it is the biggest porn archive known to man.
Person A: I'm going on the Internet.
Person B: Pervert.
by generic May 10, 2005