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145.
n.

Serious business.

pl. internets, internetz
Internetz are serious business.
by Dashalasha July 12, 2008
 
162.
A place where absolutely nothing happens.
Man, back in the olden days, I could get upwards of three chickens, a sack of barley, and a half-dead goat all for doing one of my technology intromercials.

(Strong Bad lives on the internet.)
by JoshandClint March 26, 2008
 
163.
It's a series of tubes.
An Internet was sent by my staff at 10 o'clock in the morning on Friday, I got it yesterday.
by Shaggyy March 28, 2007
 
164.
when a person takes something literally or seriously on a forum site. it gets to the point where they start an internet argument aka e-argument with other users or posters.
1. youre soo internet man.
2. this thread is internet to the max.
by Patrick Pacificador June 09, 2006
 
165.
A collection of computers that share information over a network connection.
THE internet refers to the largest collection of computers.

Services include the World Wide Web, Newsgroups, Bulatin Boards, FTP/Archie servers, E-Mail, and a vast array of online games.

Computers on THE internet communicate using the TeleComunicatons Protocol - Internet Protocol or TCP-IP
by Chuck May 06, 2003
 
166.
A breeding ground for illegal activity
Let's go hack some internet sites
by penguin October 28, 2002
 
167.
its a series of tubes
Internet: NOT a DUMPTRUCK!
by TedStevens June 24, 2007
 
168.
If you're reading this then you already know what the internet is, so why are you reading this, DF?
A defintion of the internet on the internet is as useless as the internet itself.
by archimedest July 26, 2006