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The world's largest network of computers. The Internet used to be a very valuable source of information; but is now full of scammers, advertisements, harmful software, idiots, trolls, domain squatters, advertisements, pornography and a lack of coherent sentences.

There are a set of rules of being on the Internet, follow them and you'll be fine. If you don't, you're going to hate the Internet. The two most important rules are:

1. Don't make yourself look like an idiot, it leaves you open to flames.

2. Don't trust ANYONE, whether it has to do with giving someone your Hotmail password or your credit card number. You can't really trust a stranger, can you?
Josh posted a thread on a forum he often visits about how much he thinks Halo sucks. After seeing the post, several members flamed Josh and he was eventually banned for posting threads about those members. Josh became angry and decided to edit/add Wikipedia articles about the members and the forums and his IP address was subsequently banned from Wikipedia. After seeing the articles about them, the members in question distributed Josh's e-mail address through the forums, instructing all the users to send him hate e-mails for being an asshole. Josh's e-mail inbox was flooded with hate e-mails and spam and Josh suffered a panic attack and later terminated his Internet account.

Moral of the story: No one cares if you hate something or like one thing more than another, so shut up.
by Grammar_Nazi January 25, 2008
 
43.
A web site mocking President Bush's gaffe in a CNBC interview, calling Google, "the Google". In the 2000 Presidential Primary debates he refers to the Internet as "Internets" saying, "There's rumors on the Internets" in response to a question. Video here: youtube.com/watch?v=fezjR zAWa2Q. The web site is: thegoogleontheinternets.com.
"I use the Google to pull up maps. I like see the ranch" -George W. Bush.
"I hear there's rumors on the Internets." -George W. Bush.
by Larrry November 04, 2006
 
44.
The place where you go to get all your porn, software and movies for free.
by relaxed May 26, 2003
 
45.
The Internet is the nearest any human will get to a god.

The internet is more powerful than any human in existence

The internet is more knowledgeable than any human in existence

It is a collection of minds across the world that forms a collective consciousness which is much like the trinity
(or the old creatures off the demonata)

It also gains more power with every millisecond and not so far from now will implode on its self leaving us helpless and back in the dark ages because at the time when it implodes it we would have become so dependant upon it that we wouldnt know how to live without it
meh maybe the internet wont implode
by NobodyLikesPaul May 02, 2010
 
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-not something you just dump something on
-not a big truck
-however, it IS a series of tubes
"The internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a big truck. It's, it's a series of tubes."

-Sen. Ted Stevens (R-Alaska)
by Jeff Leonard Washington Betler October 26, 2009
 
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It's a series of tubes.
The internets is not something you can just dump something on, it's not a big truck. It's a series of tubes.
by glababa February 01, 2008
 
48.
1. Porn, lots and lots and lots of free, or pay for porn

2.shareware, freeware, software,mp3's,videos(mostly of porn) and other industrius material used by folk with computers

3. Spyware, adware, worms, viruses, lions, tigers, bears, etc.

4. Chat & e-mail, little kids talking to little kids, what parents beleive to be little kids talking to old men pretending to be little kids of oppisite sex.

5. Oroginally created for the free sharing of ideas, somewhere along the line the word "ideas" started meaning porn, and now tis is its main use
80% or more of the internet is porn, my lifes mission is to recover at least 41% of the internet "if only for a breif moment, cuz thats all life is sister, is a series of moments"-Dogma
by Nolan 14 July 22, 2006
 
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Originally an information sharing virtual community. However, now it is simply a haven for people who think they are entitled to spreading their stupidity, and also people who abuse the anonymous nature of the internet to act like a prat. The worst thing to ever happen to humanity.
Unfortunatley I am not lame enough to invent an example of the rampart stupidity available on the internet, just trust me on this one.
by Rowdycc August 30, 2005