The world's largest network of computers. The Internet used to be a very valuable source of information; but is now full of scammers, advertisements, harmful software, idiots, trolls, domain squatters, advertisements, pornography and a lack of coherent sentences.

There are a set of rules of being on the Internet, follow them and you'll be fine. If you don't, you're going to hate the Internet. The two most important rules are:

1. Don't make yourself look like an idiot, it leaves you open to flames.

2. Don't trust ANYONE, whether it has to do with giving someone your Hotmail password or your credit card number. You can't really trust a stranger, can you?
Josh posted a thread on a forum he often visits about how much he thinks Halo sucks. After seeing the post, several members flamed Josh and he was eventually banned for posting threads about those members. Josh became angry and decided to edit/add Wikipedia articles about the members and the forums and his IP address was subsequently banned from Wikipedia. After seeing the articles about them, the members in question distributed Josh's e-mail address through the forums, instructing all the users to send him hate e-mails for being an asshole. Josh's e-mail inbox was flooded with hate e-mails and spam and Josh suffered a panic attack and later terminated his Internet account.

Moral of the story: No one cares if you hate something or like one thing more than another, so shut up.
by Grammar_Nazi January 25, 2008
An immensely popular plexus of information/data that can be viewed pictorally, literally (words, writing) or heard.

Because of its versatility, intangibility, and uncontrollability, the Internet grows rapidly, expanding everyday.

However, due to this growth, it has become virtually synonymous with "virus" or "porn." Despite those setbacks, the Internet can be a great device.

If careful, one can avoid the porn, and viruses it harbors.

Also, because of the Internet's versatility, it can used as an online multiplayer-playground. People from Europe can play against a person in South America, while he/she may be chatting with someone in the USA.
The Internet grew in popularity during the 1990's. It is now practically ubiquitous.
by Verdantai June 23, 2004
Somthing that the average joe will never know of. Used only by the secret service and its commanders, the Internets is a top secret way of transfering information around the globe at the speed of light. George W. Bush thought of the idea after consuming a high amount of Coke and Pepsi together, while watching porn on the "Internet"
Bush: Hmmmmmmm, The Internet is too untrustworthy. I must create somthing more powerful............. The Internets!
by Sam Burns July 08, 2006
The inner netting in swimsuits
"I just logged on to my internet!"
by Farguqwr May 21, 2005
A tool which people use to bitch about movies and share porn with one another.
"What the fuck is the internet?" -Jay
"Hey. They have the internet on computers now." -Homer
by Jake McClenahan May 25, 2005
Where men are men, women are men, and little girls are FBI agents.
INTERNET CLAIMS TO BE VS. REALLY IS

men - 100% men
women - 50% women, 50% men
little girls - 90% FBI agents, 10% girls
by Dieter Luypaert June 13, 2007
What you're fucking using right now, you dipshit.
Oh, look at me! I'm using the fucking internet to look up the definition of internet! Blarkghjbjasnd; fuck youuuu
by Cheney October 05, 2007
The greatest waste of time ever devised by man.
I still need to get my homework done, file FAFSA form, and work on my novel, but I'll just reply to this post for a few more . . .

*checks clock*

DAMN! I've been on the internet for five hours already?
by Killing Kittens May 05, 2006

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