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The world's largest network of computers. The Internet used to be a very valuable source of information; but is now full of scammers, advertisements, harmful software, idiots, trolls, domain squatters, advertisements, pornography and a lack of coherent sentences.

There are a set of rules of being on the Internet, follow them and you'll be fine. If you don't, you're going to hate the Internet. The two most important rules are:

1. Don't make yourself look like an idiot, it leaves you open to flames.

2. Don't trust ANYONE, whether it has to do with giving someone your Hotmail password or your credit card number. You can't really trust a stranger, can you?
Josh posted a thread on a forum he often visits about how much he thinks Halo sucks. After seeing the post, several members flamed Josh and he was eventually banned for posting threads about those members. Josh became angry and decided to edit/add Wikipedia articles about the members and the forums and his IP address was subsequently banned from Wikipedia. After seeing the articles about them, the members in question distributed Josh's e-mail address through the forums, instructing all the users to send him hate e-mails for being an asshole. Josh's e-mail inbox was flooded with hate e-mails and spam and Josh suffered a panic attack and later terminated his Internet account.

Moral of the story: No one cares if you hate something or like one thing more than another, so shut up.
by Grammar_Nazi January 25, 2008
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Thought to be one big computer buy newbies, usually by people on a big network or broad band internet.
"The Internet is broken!"
by Caffeinecrazed12 November 19, 2003
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Computer term: Sourc of ALL porn
Noun: Porn database
Insult: A person who lives on porn.
"You internet, you"
by DOnna September 19, 2003
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the place where i see the hot naked girlz
go to www.whitehouse.com on the internet, and there will be some really hot porn!
by pussy humper May 22, 2003
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Another name for the another dimension that collects all of our ideas. We can connect to this 2nd dimension by clicking on small doorways on your computer called "icons" and look around. This other dimension is connected to all computers via magic created by people known as wizards. Though many have tried to enter this other world, none have succeeded.
I saw my dead grandmother's dog on the internet the other day!!!
by intel-actual person March 31, 2011
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Super Serious Business
OMG U AWP CAMPING FAGOt
by INTERNET January 28, 2005
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One huge therapy session
I come onto the internet and the streets are safe
by Tooly Towers June 04, 2003
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Home of the pale thin nerd kids of America.
The internet has bred a new generation of worthless turds.
by super duper pooper scooper June 27, 2003
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