The world's largest network of computers. The Internet used to be a very valuable source of information; but is now full of scammers, advertisements, harmful software, idiots, trolls, domain squatters, advertisements, pornography and a lack of coherent sentences.

There are a set of rules of being on the Internet, follow them and you'll be fine. If you don't, you're going to hate the Internet. The two most important rules are:

1. Don't make yourself look like an idiot, it leaves you open to flames.

2. Don't trust ANYONE, whether it has to do with giving someone your Hotmail password or your credit card number. You can't really trust a stranger, can you?
Josh posted a thread on a forum he often visits about how much he thinks Halo sucks. After seeing the post, several members flamed Josh and he was eventually banned for posting threads about those members. Josh became angry and decided to edit/add Wikipedia articles about the members and the forums and his IP address was subsequently banned from Wikipedia. After seeing the articles about them, the members in question distributed Josh's e-mail address through the forums, instructing all the users to send him hate e-mails for being an asshole. Josh's e-mail inbox was flooded with hate e-mails and spam and Josh suffered a panic attack and later terminated his Internet account.

Moral of the story: No one cares if you hate something or like one thing more than another, so shut up.
by Grammar_Nazi January 25, 2008
Someone who spends the majority of their time online.
Person 1: Look at these people E-fighting on the BBS.
Person 2: Fucking internets.
by IbeSonance April 21, 2006
a place to use file sharing and all the porn to watch at your own time and online shopping sites that are open 24/7 and you can use the internet to make fansites
"i love to use the internet to shop online oh it's so much fun"
by thedude July 11, 2004
A breeding ground for illegal activity
Let's go hack some internet sites
by penguin October 28, 2002
The internet is the mass worldwide network of computers that you happen to be connected to. NOT THE WORLD WIDE WEB.
If you call the Internet the same thing that the Web 0is, you're a n00b!
by The Awesome ME! September 03, 2008
A place where absolutely nothing happens.
Man, back in the olden days, I could get upwards of three chickens, a sack of barley, and a half-dead goat all for doing one of my technology intromercials.

(Strong Bad lives on the internet.)
by JoshandClint March 26, 2008
It's a series of tubes.
An Internet was sent by my staff at 10 o'clock in the morning on Friday, I got it yesterday.
by Shaggyy March 28, 2007
when a person takes something literally or seriously on a forum site. it gets to the point where they start an internet argument aka e-argument with other users or posters.
1. youre soo internet man.
2. this thread is internet to the max.
by Patrick Pacificador June 09, 2006

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