The act of knowingly talking stupid while chatting on the internet. Usually in an attempt to sound cute or random.
Person 1: O HAI HOW ARE YEW?!
Person 2: do me know yew? I dun think yew know me.
Person 1: Oh I sowwy fo dat! i thought yew was summbuddy else!
Someone with intelligence: Stupid random morons. That's Internet self-retardation for ya.
u know like in 'transformers' wen the autobots came to earth and were speaking english and one of them said ''we learned earth's language from the world wide web''... if they had visited/learned from urbandictionary.com, they would have destroyed every single life form on this sad stupid-definitions-by-retarded-teens-on-waste-of-internet-space-websites-like-urbandictionary chinese-populated planet of ours.
autobot: we learnd earth's language from urbandictionary.com
optimus prime: and now, instead of saving these weak fucktards from the deceptitards, we must destroy this chinese-people-infested wasteland!!!
other autobots: hey mehngg! wtf!!, u must have had a shit load of gay men's jizz fo' breakfast!!
optimus prime: AUTOBOTS SELF-DISTRUCT RIGHT NOWW!!! AND THATS A FUCKIN ORDER!
*and they all self-distruct and wipe out humanity*
A condition were as an individual has such enthusiasm for a Person, Place, or Thing - that they effectively become socially retarded.
Symptoms of FanDumb are;
-Not knowing how to communicate / identify / empathize with people out side your fan circle or scene.
-Frightening people with the amount of inane information about a person, place, or thing that you have accrued (either through verbal communication or via a "Shrine").
-Socially isolating your self from others by an inappropriate sense of boundaries concerning your right to information about a person, place, or thing.
-Being aggressively judgemental about a person's value or worth as a human being in consideration to their like or dislike of your respective interest and or scene.
-Spending so much time wrapped up in your enthusiasm either in you mind as fantasies or on the internet that you - A) forget to bathe. B) Forget to eat. C) Forget to Sleep. OR D) ALL OF THE ABOVE.
-Socially isolating your self from friends or loved ones because they are critical about the amount of time you spend dedicated to your respective enthusiasm.
|4.||chase the hedgehog|
Chasethehedgehog (AKA Captain Badass) is a self-proclaimed Internet celebrity and artist. He believes himself to be within the top ten percent at DeviantART even though he draws like a 7 year old with Down's Syndrome.
Somehow, a /b/tard stumbled across one of chase's Microsoft Paint drawings of Sonic and posted it on /b/ and a link to his page was also featured on the invasion board on 7chan. At least 100 /b/tards visited chase's page and commented about chase's, sad excuse for art. As one would expect, those comments consisted mostly of death threats. Since chase suffers from retardation, he claimed that he had called the police and that they would be coming after all those who threatened him, generating much lulz within the tubes.
Despite just about everyone having now realized the breadth of his epic fail, Chase has recently taken to spouting off about how he doesn't care what everyone else thinks of his work, and how his recent milestone of 100,000 pageviews makes him an hero (despite the fact that 90-97% of his views were in the name of milking one heifer of a lolcow, the remainder being in pity). He is, therefore, a LIVING PARADOX
Chase the hedgehog's shitty failures on deviantART were viewed by 100,000 people.Way to to go Chase!