Anything and Everything on the internet has been made into a porn. You just have to look hard enough. Only exceptions are as follows:
>Chuck Norris (duh)
>Rule 34 (you can't rule 34 rule 34)
>Abstract objects (you can't rule 34 happiness)
guy - Oh. My. God.
girl - what?
guy - I just saw a rule 34 for my mother.
guy 2 - do you like it? made it myself.
girl - I'm leaving now.
Generally accepted internet rule that states that pornography or sexually related material exists for any conceivable subject.
Additionally it is accepted that the rule itself has limitations and you cannot be too specific on the content of the item in question.
Most commonly used on various message boards for various reasons, from humor to cruelty.
I invoke rule 34 on the Rescue Rangers. What have I done.
Rule 34 of the internet: if you can think of it, ther's porn for it.
Dragons f**ing cars. Rule 34.
Rule 34: If it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions.
Can I get sum Rule 34 on Captain Planet?
If it exists, there is porn of it.
The exception to rule 34 is the citation of rule 34.
"I invoke Rule 34 on lunch...oh, my god, is that actually a Mountain Dew can fucking a sandwich?"
An addendum to Internet Rule #34, which states "If there is not porn of it, porn will be made of it."
('net surfer 1): Man, I can't find Rule 34 porn of that obscure anime character anywhere.
('net surfer 2): Well, I can draw. Let's invoke Rule 35.
If an object can be conjectured, there is porn made of it. If not, then porn will be made of it as soon as someone hears what you are looking for. (see rule 34-B)
Known exceptions are:
Rule 34 itself. You cannot rule 34, rule 34.
Also, abstract ideas may not be rule 34'd, it must be a concrete object or be representable as one.
I call rule 34 on existentialism *wtf*