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Similar to a flashmob. It is when a large number of people from all over the world converge on a single person's number. Often annoying, and sometimes perpetrated by members of 4chan skypemobbing is a growing phenomena. See if we can get his number and skypemob him!
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| 23. | Bullshit Transfer | ||
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The name given to a natural phenomena characterized by person seeming to experience an unending string of bad luck within a relative short period of time. In layman's term, when a person just can't get a break. Ex. 1: A person gets fired from their job, and upon arriving at their house they realized they locked themselves out. In an attempt to call a locksmith, said person realizes their phone isn't charged.
Ex.2: An ambitious single man has his date with a hottie postponed due to inclement weather; said bachelor decides to watch a DVD to pass time only to discover the disk is scratched. Single guy proceeds to pwn noobs in an online FPS then finds out internet service is down to the aforementioned inclement weather. 2 of many examples of Bullshit Transfer |
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| 24. | Degiglio'd | ||
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1. When a video that is being streamed over the internet fails to play during a lecture, presentation, etc. This generally occurs because the video is unable to buffer fast enough. 2. Internet Video Fail Although the phenomena has surely existed for some time it has been dubbed "Degiglio'd," in honor of Ken Degiglio. Ken is a teacher who never seems to be able to play his videos when he wants too during his lectures. This results in much awkward fumbling, pathetic excuses, and other actions no man should partake in, or condone. It should be clear to all that to be Degligio'd is too fail. The lecture started out great until Ken decided to introduce some multimedia courtesy of the internet. Unfortunately the internet wasn't in the mood for it and Ken soon found himself thoroughly Degiglio'd. After all his pathetic excuses and awkward fumbling he hardly had the energy to finish the lecture. Deep inside Ken prayed he would never be Degiglio'd again but he already knew he was doomed.
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| 25. | Fronds | ||
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A part of the internet phenomena of photoshopped photos where the mouth and eyes are reduced in size. This is a picture of the cast of Friends with the affectations, similar to Woll Smoth Jill: Wot ore you going to do tonoght?
Billy: Probobly wotch some Fronds |
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| 26. | Sociotechonomic factors | ||
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Adj. A combination of specific social, technological, and economic environmental conditions to be specifically cited as an explanation for a certain phenomena. The sociotechonomic factors of the 21st century, such as the increased use of the internet and social media, America's increased distaste for the Wars in Afghanistan and Iraq, and the sudden faltering of the economy at the end of the Bush era are all important conditions that played a role in Barack Obama's vitory in the 2008 Presidential election.
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| 27. | Cat denial | ||
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Cat denial
------------ Cat - feline + Denial - a state of hiding from the truth = Cat denial This is a serious condition that occurs in the following situation: When you share other people's images of cats on a Saturday but you deny that you participate in the Internet meme day known as Caturday, just because you didn't upload it yourself. |
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| 28. | SOCS | ||
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(sɒks)
— n acronym for sudden onset confidence syndrome; a phenomena that occurs when people who were previously overweight or obese become fit and attractive. There is sudden boost in confidence stemming from people of their preferred sexual inclination noticing their newly acquired looks. Boosts can also come from other external sources e.g. family, friends, mirrors etc. You: Hey Man, did you notice how Jerry lost all that weight but now he acts like a real chode around everyone?
Your Pal: Yeah, man! He's got a bad case of SOCS. You: Socks? Your Pal: Yeah. Sudden Onset Confidence Syndrome. You: Oh! SOCS! Yeah, I also browse the internet. |
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