Born of the typical male concept that the size of one's male sexual organ detirmines one's attractiveness, intelligence, strength, prowess, social status, and overall value in life, the size of one's "internet penis" is a handy, unified measure of one's cumulative internet je ne sais quoi
... how large one looms on the vast virtual landscape of the interwebs
Internet Penis size can be effected by the uberness
of one's computer, skills
, general knowledge and the ability to bring it to bear in forums
rooms, or any other quality that causes those around you to react along the lines of "woah. pwnage
Synonymous with e-penis
+5 if used in jest, -15 if used seriously.
You're the only one in the forum who knew how to get the unix server back online, how to make Dreamweaver sort my stylesheets correctly, where to get the latest photoshop plug-ins, -and- how to get past level 66 in "Legend of Binkly". Your internet penis is -huge-.