|1.||Internet Male Syndrome|
A Male Internet user who tries to distinguish himself as a picky opinionated person, especially in the field of observing women. When in actuality they are very desperate for women, and would fuck anything. Also said male is typically very unattractive himself.
It was obvious Trevor had Internet Male Syndrome when he observed a semi attractive girl and immediately disregarded her as hideous, despite her being out of his league
Internet Psychiatry is the practice of making a psychological diagnosis of an individual over the Internet. The term carries a pejorative tint in some pools of online culture due to the practice of those who style themselves as "home grown" psychologists to make authoritative statements on mental state and behavior without a legitimate medical framework to support their claims. Internet Psychiatry has found popularity with those who target persons for derision and attack over the Internet, and is frequently seen as a methodology used by pseudo-intellectuals. The prototypical Internet Psychiatrist may engage in critical judgment based upon thin slices of information about the subject, or by applying stereotypes combined with sweeping generalizations.
Forum poster: Wow, Ling Ling Chan in Generic Anime OVA #15 is a cute chick!
Internet Psychiatrist: You are clearly possessed of a disassociative disorder as shownby your identification with an animated character and you are likely a closet pedophile as is typical of male viewers of Japanese animation.
Forum poster: Dude, what the heck! That's Internet Psychiatry! And hey, I'm a girl!
Internet Psychiatrist: Denial is the typical reaction in people with your personality traits.
|3.||girl on the internet syndrome|
The tendency for male internet denizens to, in short, suck up to and give a lot of attention to females on the internet. This raises their chances of ever getting laid with said females by about 0.0%.
Symptoms of girl on the internet syndrome include making a big fuss when a person is found to be female, complimenting her every time she posts a picture, regarding her as a quality poster in a forum even if she isn't, giving her mindless attention, denying having girl on the internet syndrome, making sexist jokes so as to "prove" no preference toward internet females, annoying women, asking women to be e-girlfriends, alienating women, asking for nude pics, and wondering why women don't seem to be on the internet that much.
Person 1: OMG, a girl on the Internet! I better respond every time she posts a pic of herself by saying she looks pretty. Maybe I'll get into her pants!
Person 2: dude, you have girl on the internet syndrome.
Person 1: no I don't! Women belong in the kitchen.
Person 2: uhh, OK.
|4.||there are no women on the internet|
Internet usage, usually brought up on forums, chat, IM, or IRC. This is used when a topic about women is brought up, whether one broke up with a woman, discussing feminists/feminazis, girlfriends, mothers, wives, people pretending to be women on chat/message boards, et cetera.
The term is coined in the fact that most people who use the internet are male.
The term as can be modified into "There are no women on the internets", "there are no women on the interweb", "there are no whimmen on the internet", and so on and so forth.
Wakalaka: Damn, my girlfriend broke up with me.
MrRaptor: You think you got problems? My wife wants to divorce
MrRaptor: Shes a feminazi
D0kt0r1337: Same here, my mum is divorcing my father
<HEADSHOT> Bridget: ha my firend said he was dating some chick on the internet. turned out to be a guy
RomZomCom: There are no women on the internet.
*everyone in the chat relay agrees*
|5.||E - Male|
Nude photos of yourself ( if your male )
Nude male photos
...sent, recieved, downloaded or uploaded on to or from the internet
guy " did you get my E - Male ?"
girl " Oh YA! "
muslUm male: a type of sexually transmitted disease either via homosexual or hetrosexual activities ..
these diseases can include: syphillis , herpes , human papilloa virus , hepititus b , and c , really serious shit, dont try this at home or ANYWHERE!!
Unless of course.. ur some desperate middle aged TWAT of the 60's generation WHO DESPERATELY SEEKS MALE APPROVAL HOW FUCKING PATHETIC FUCK OFF AND DIE BITCHES DIE ALONG WITH UR SHITTY FAKE TANS UR A FUCKING DISGRACE TO HUMANITY HAVE SOME FUCKING SELF RESPECT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WAVE THE FUCKING RED FLAG U BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
these muslum males,spread it about,it is like their way of keeping their morals to themselves,although the same cannot be said for their women they are EVIL so..They must be covered up at all times,they are soo brainwashed that when they do manage to get to a civilised country they think they are sacrosanct they are seriously an eye opener to encounter lol.. it is okay to fuck a pig as long as you rip it off or set it alight or alternatively pour h2so4 over them afterwards.. THEN IT IS O.K..COS ALLAH SAIS SO!!GOT IT??
REMEMBER THERE STILL ON A RIGHTEOUS PATRIARCHIAL CRUSADE DO NOT FORGET THAT PART THEY ARE SO FULL OF SHIT AND LIKE TO CALL WESTERNERS IMMORAL MEAT EATING PIGS
hoe sammi: yeah o.k allah i hear u..
*hoe sammi is some BATSHIT CRAZY MUSLUM MALE*
STAY AWAY FUCKERSSS!!!!
|7.||internet sex change|
When a person, usually male, on the internet changes their listed gender to the opposite one on some website. Some people only do this for attention, but there are others who feel seriously about it and want to begin living on the internet as the opposite sex since they can't do it in real life.
Did you hear about John's internet sex change? He changed his gender on Last FM to 'female' and has been acting like he has always been a woman. Maybe he has been, it's the internet so you can never be completely sure.