|1.||That Internet Guy|
The guy who feels the need to be a "troll" online. Found on Forums and social networks like FB or MYB. A clear indication they are being That Internet Guy, is when he posts on a girls' status that is 7 or 8 years younger then him, and make idle threats to seem bigger and have balls.
Did you see that guys' post on that 18 year old girl's status?
Yeah, he is totally being That Internet Guy.
|2.||the internet is for porn|
1. Song fron Broadway play Avenue Q
2. The internet's unofficial anthem
3. A fact that will never change
Internet is for porn is one of the best songs from the play
Grab you dick and double click for porn, porn PORN!
Everyone knows that the internet is for porn
|3.||pink shirt guy|
It all started with a picture posted on the internet. Call it Photoshopped or call it real, Pink Shirt Guy is sure to make you question exactly what the hell is going on?
The mass forum populations across the internet thought that it was a hysterical picture for many reasons. His demeanor is calm and collective, his attire is smooth and refreshing, and he would be deemed Pink Shirt Guy.
His face has been morphed into other pictures, and ultimately a YouTube video was created by a forum member to showcase these altered photos so that hilarity would ensue. And it did...
The fact that no one knows his name or exactly who he is, is part of the mystery that many people are left wondering.
Guy: Hey there is a website that is dedicated to the pink shirt guy
Girl: O Rly?
Guy: yes www.hidepinkshirtguy.com
The greatest source of stupidity in the universe.
Internet guy #1: Hey man did you see that youtube vid of some kid named Fred screaming all over the place talking about crap no one cares about!
Internet guy #2: YEAH LOLZORZ ROFLMAO IT WAS TEH EPIC
Internet guy #3: HEY BOB HOW WAS YOUR DAY I WATCHED JUSTIN BEIBER ALL DAY AND THE JONAS BROTHERS EVEN THOUGH IM A GUY
B0bMaster789: o u no. teh usual. gettin ep1c l00t for my lvl 80 elf druid on WoW.
Internet troll: WHAT THE FUCK YOU GUYS NEED TO GET LAID. SERIOUSLY YOUR SUCH FUCKING LOS-- "Honey time for bed!"..."NOT NOW MOM!!! PLEASE!!" *cries*
|5.||Get off the internet|
When someone, especially someone you know, keeps on clicking on related links. This mostly applies to when watching related YouTube videos, and eventually leads to a video that has no relation to the original search term. Also, this term is can be used when a person just keeps watching shock websites and will not stop no matter how many times you tell them to.
Guy 1: Hey look at this cool video!
Guy 2: Cool, how did you find that?
Guy 1: Oh, I just searched something and kept on clicking on related videos.
Guy 2: But this video has nothing to do with what you searched!?
Guy 1: Yea, but.... WOW LOOK AT THIS VIDEO!
Guy 2: Just get off the internet!
Guy 1: But....
Guy 2: GET OFF THE INTERNET!!
|6.||You can't beat the Internet|
A phrase that means if a person tries to prove something with the Internet.
Guy 1: I don't think it's bad to eat late at night.
Guy 2: It says in here that it is bad. You might gain weight too.
Guy 1: I don't care, it's just some random website.
Guy 2: Man, it's the Internet. You can't beat the Internet.
Guy 1: I guess you're right.
Internet ass is when somebody in reality gets no ass so they go on the internet to a dateing site and for some reason they will get every single boy or girl. They will usually get nude photos and other sexually related things.
Guy who gets internet ass : "dude i got so much ass last night". Guy who doesent get internet ass: " but no one likes you". Guy who gets internet ass: "yah dude i go on the internet to get it".