An OK country. Racism is a bit prominent, as is homophobia, and down south you get a lot of redneck bible nuts, but apart from that it's ok.
They have an annoying habit of taking responsibility for British inventions though. The lightbulb, democracy, the internet, the computer, the telephone and you did NOT "save our asses" in 2 world wars. In WW1 you only helped just before it ended in 1918, and in WW2 you joined late and only actually sent alot of troops to help us in 1944 when continually fighting without much help had left our army exhausted, etc, etc..
The constitution would be great apart from that huuuge typo wher it says "all men have the right to bear arms". It would have been more sane to say "All men have the right to arm bears".
But Bush has destroyed the country. He wanted oil so he invaded the middle east and turned out to be crap at invading and he didn't bring the soldiers back since he ccouldn't find enough oil, 65% of Americans are overweight, 33% are obese, the healthcare system is awful, the education system allows ignorant patriots to teach, they "bravely defend their country" by bombing small nations and the country is in tatters.
Most Americans are good people but the idiots control the government and the media and the country is becoming increasingly crappy.
Idiot American: My fellow Americans, I will gladly bomb Mecca to erase this filth from the USA
Fat idiot American: Yeah! Let's all bomb small countries!
Sane americans: stfu stupid pig
A broadcaster who uses the airwaves (usually Fox News Network or AM radio), or blogger who uses the internet, to spread anti-government disinformation.
Favorite targets are our "foreign-born Islamic halfrican-american" President, Rep. Nancy Pelosi, Senators Reid and Boxer, and most democrat (sic, not "Democratic") officials. 'Activist' judges are also targeted -- the laws should remain as written in 1776.
Some commentraitors even urge '2nd Amendment' solutions. Others are content to use their white-supremicist-neochristian-xenophobic rhetoric to incite their ditto-heads to throw out all incumbents, or to act-out at public hearings, or to march around in camo gear with firearms and threatening expressions.
While most of their listeners are willig, echoing rather than forming 'opinions', commentraiters are more often shrewd broadcasters unrestrained by any need/desire to be 'truthy' (thx Stephen Colbert). A commentraitors object is not to inform, but to reap financial benefits by selling to their sheeple whatever the bleating (m)asses are easily convinced to want.
Current commentraitors Rush Limppaw, Shmen Dreck, Oh Riley, and Ann Poltergeist make me afraid, VERY afraid. I don't believe ANYthing they say, but a seemingly growing number of listeners believes EVERYthing they say, without thought or doubt. And those listeners are armed!
"Netbilly" is a word formed from "internet" and "hillbilly".
A netbilly is easily recognizable by certain features that they present on the internet.
A netbilly's dwelling usually consists of chatrooms, blogs, and comment forums. A netbilly comes in many shapes and sizes.
A netbillly tends to make comments that never relate to the topic in question. They are very passionate about government, immigrants, people of different ethnic backgrounds, the current president, liberals, homosexuals, christianity, and bad grammar.
An example would be:
Topic in question: "waterfalls are beautiful"
netbilly response: "Dam Obama, Dam hhomosexuals, if it werent for these imigrents"
A netbilly can basically be found anywhere on the internet.
The other day I was reading about the joys of raising a family and then this netbilly pops out of nowhere at 3 a.m. on a Tuesday with his comment about Jesus and Obamacare.
Oh my god, I put up a post about my dying cat and some netbilly starts ranting about Obamacare and something else about liberals, the grammar was so bad and now I am really upset.
a semi-humorously postulated system of behavioral control, in use in the present time western world. likely originating in, and with overlapping influences from, the electromagnetic emissions of cell phone towers, televisions, computers, and HAARP. additional corrective vectors include orgone, the weather, GMO's, plagues, surreptitious media manipulation, and gang stalking.
certain entities and organizations may or may not also make use of their own customized Mind Beams (tm). likely candidate organizations in possession of Mind Beam technologies capable of controlling their membership/worker/slaves/the populace include
Scientologists, Freemasons, Bohemian Grovesers, McDonalds, Wallmart, and all major Banks, the Armed Forces, and all 3 letter governmental Alphabet Soup Agencies.
it has been suggested that users of conspiracy forums, users of internet chat rooms, users of all drugs legal or illegal, users of free government services such as public aid, all stay-at-home moms, and all schoolchildren are also subject to the regular influence of Mind Beams.
so when you dont get enough sleep, or when you feel the urge to strike out at the world for no reason, consider blaming the Mind Beams (tm).
<swiftkick> i'm so tired all the time.
<swiftkick> maybe putting my bed 5 feet from 3 giant transformer cans on the pole on the outside wall of my bedroom area, wasnt the best idea.
<swiftkick> of course, it could just be the mind beams.
A term used to describe a statement or action which defies logic beyond all comprehension and in the face of all evidence to the contrary.
Named after Australian Senator Stephen Conroy, who continues to push the government's internet censorship policy despite almost universal condemnation and evidence that it will be completely impractical, unworkable and counter-productive in its stated aims.
Dude, that's the dumbest thing I've ever seen you do. You're such a Conroy!
This writing makes no sense at all. Go back and fix the Conroy's.
an online subversive that sends and shares information over the Internet about restoring Liberty to our nation, which may include anti-big government, anti-communist/socialist, and anti-politically correct propaganda
The United States is raft with online e-patriots, sensing and sharing the re-founding of Constitutional America.
IPRED is a stupid law which arrived the first April in Sweden, the law allows the Swedish government look through your mail, your internet history and various stuff. The law is mostly used to catch bitTorrent-uploaders and pedophiles. The law is mostly nothing to worry about.
Jorgen: I'm afraid I will get caught if I upload this new movie to ThePirateBay.
Greta: No worries, the IPRED Law isn't much to worry about.