to intercept a diarrhea 

when you feel you have diarrhea and make an enema to get the "bad shit" thats causing the diarrhea out of your body and end it quickly

A: Yesterday I had diarrhea and spend the whole day shitting.
B: Werent you able to intercept it?
A: Nah man, you know, you have to be quick to intercept a diarrhea before you start shitting.
B: That sucks

to intercept a diarrhea by Sir Asbestos December 21, 2019

Interbase Inheritance 

An object oriented programming style employed by retards to make their code look more complicated and intellegent than it actually is. Involves extending a class and implementing an interface, both of which define a method with the same signature, and then shadowing the same method in the child class. For example:

Public Class NewBase

Private _strName as String

Public Sub New
...
<constructor code here>
...
End Sub

Public ReadOnly Property Name() as String
Get
Return _strName
End Get
End Property

End Class

Public Interface INewInterface

Public ReadOnly Property Name() as String

End Interface

Public Class NewIIClass : Inherits NewBase
Implements INewInterface

Public Sub New()
MyBase.New()
End Sub

Public Shadows ReadOnly Property Name() As String ImplementsINewInterface.Name
Get
Return MyBase.Name
End Get
End Property

End Class

"What the fuck is all this about?"
"Oh that's just my interbase inheritance code. Cool isn't it?"
"You twat"

Interbase Inheritance by Neat Clean Warning Free Coders Ltd August 3, 2007

Intercepting 

the art of excitedly returning to your email inbox after receiving a notification about someone 'commenting' on anything you are involved with on facebook. Intercepting is only necessary if the comment is not there, which means the publisher deleted the comment. Intercepting is usually done after 11pm.

We did a lot of intercepting at Amrit's house last night!

Intercepting by pujneet November 2, 2010

Interdasting 

A variant of the English word "Interesting" used to convey that, along with interest, there is a degree of curiosity associated with the statement as well.

Person 1: "Wow, did you know that cat urine glows under ultraviolet light"
Person 2: "Interdasting . . . I'll go get the cat"

Interdasting by The Otter Dictionary June 5, 2015

Intercorpse 

The act of having intercourse with a deceased human being.

Guy 1: Dude, I had some AMAZING intercorpse last night!
Guy 2: You're so fucked up.

Intercorpse by teh1337z March 13, 2010

Intercavate

To awkwardly place oneself in situations one is not originally part of.
Synonyms: to incavate, to maffecavate

The Jew intercavated when he joined the catch two strangers were having

Intercavate by Crepe girls March 6, 2015

Canadian Interception 

When one is already pooping on the toilet and a second party poops between their legs.

Joe had to poop but Megan was already pooping. With it being the only toilet, Joe went for the Canadian Interception to avoid a lengthy clean-up.

Canadian Interception by Piatt & Co. July 5, 2012