| 1. | Oil | ||
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1. Slang term for hydrocarbons extracted from very small inter granular spaces found in huge chunks of the earth.
2. Generally thought to be in a near worldwide state of depletion. 3. Actually exists almost everywhere. 4. Approximately 3000 billion barrels of recoverable oil (using current technology). 5. Current tech is capable of extracting 15 % of OOIP (Original Oil In Place) 6. Something you retards know nothing about, but like asking for money from mommy and daddy to fill up your get up and go vehicles with. 7. Something some retarded people believe we can cart away from Iraq on the backs of soldiers. 8. Something the Middle East has plenty of and is used by those countries to control the world with out sharing with common citizens ie: Saddam’s Iraq. The public (YOU): ahhhhhhhh!!!!! We are running out of oil
Knowledgeable person: Shut the hell up; go back to school and take some real science courses like Math, Chemistry and Geology instead of that touchy feely crap like Liberal Arts. Then you can figure out when we are running out of oil instead of listening to the retards in the media and left wing, power hungry, conspiracy spouting nut job environmentalists or is that too much work for you? |
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| 2. | SocCourt | ||
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1.)The inferior Racquetball Soccer. 2-4 players enter a racquetball room or approach a large stable wall and proceed to wack eachother off as they gently pass a soft ball to eachother and discuss the latest edition of "zoo books." This family game not only encourages inter-generational incest, but awkward theme music and intense weeping by the losing teams. As this game gains support, the very morals on which America were founded and brought into question and paraded about like a show alligator.
2.) A lesser know euphamism for BDSM pornography "Hey man, I'm so lonely and craving intergenerational play."
"Good call dude maybe our parents should come watch us enjoy a game of SocCourt." "EW! You make me sick, you nut job." |
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| 3. | Peter Parker | ||
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The alter-ego to the Spider-Man sex act. This version must be performed while in the workplace. It involves busting a nut into your hand and then flinging it into the face of a co-worker. For style points, you can use an expression that might be heard at 'The Daily Bugle' like "This just in!" Jen punked me out in that inter-office memo
What did you do about it? I had no choice but to do a quick rub and tug under my desk and Peter Parker that bitch as she walked past my office. I was bored, so I Peter Parkered Anna in the break room! |
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| 4. | Internut Romance | ||
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Two fools in totally bitching. headboard-slamming online romance that's just plain embarrassing in the real world, as in WTF were they thinking??? 1st Dude: So how did that vacation in Hawaii go with that cheerleader hottie that you met online?
2nd Dude: It totally sucked. Turns out she was a Charger cheerleader 20 hard years ago! I fucking maxed my credit cards, too! 1st Dude: But didn't you tell her that you're the CEO of a Fortune 500 company? 2nd Dude: Yeah, but, I will be one day, Dude, I will be. 1st: Don't feel too bad dude. Ginny was just went through her third Internut Romance. Did you hear about Maurice. He quit his job, emptied his bank account and left his wife and kids for that chick he met online. It lasted three weeks. Now the dumb fuck is serving fries and sleeping in the park. We all told him it was an Internut Romance, but he didn't even want to talk about it; he just wanted to get in his car and go. |
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