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Truth serum.
Used for social, corporate or government intelligence gathering. We suspected John was siphoning off contract fees and after a few jagermeisters he provided the nails for his own coffin.
After a few jagermeisters the nuclear physicist agreed to trade three magic beans for the eighty megaton weapon. |
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| 2. | NZSIS | ||
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New Zealand Security Intelligence Service. The job of the New Zealand Security Intelligence Service is to gather intelligence related to New Zealand's security by any means necessary, assess its significance, and give advice to the Government.
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Their methods of intelligence gathering include, but are not limited to: Blackmail Harm to friends or strangers, threatened, or carried out, and blamed on the victim Being forced to witness atrocities, perhaps against family or persons with whom the victim identifies Being forced to commit atrocities, perhaps against family, friends or allies Forced witnessing of or participation in sexual activity Being forced to watch acts of sexual abuse Covert (non-contact) or other forced incest Shaming and public humiliation, being stripped or displayed naked, public condemnation Shunning Being dirty, self-fouled, urinated on, or covered with fecal matter Headshaving (especially women) Racial, sexual, religious or other verbal abuse against any characteristic of the victim Being tricked into lying, or statements conflicting with past statements during interrogation. Being forced to renounce or betray political, national, other strong affiliations or loyalties Being coerced into denying one’s religion or morals, blasphemy, or religious degradation Conditions of detention Being subjected to nonstop interrogation for long periods Shouting and taunting Mock execution and horrific experiences Starvation, cold and damp Extend... |
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| 3. | Kembela | ||
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Fashionably unique beautiful young lady to whom great intelligence and grace is bestowed. A woman or girl admired for her beauty and charm. The most beautiful, charming, or engaging woman or girl among a number. A true child of God, a blessing. A preminum rare red rose. She was a true Kembela among the thorns of the gathering.
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| 4. | Metal Gear | ||
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*A massive bipedal tank (bipedal, as in, two-legged) equipped with state-of-the-art weapons, and capable of being equipped with a nuclear arsenal. Being bipedal, it is capable of launching a nuclear missile from ANY point on the face of the earth, from mountains to deserts to swamps, ANYWHERE.
*A verb, used to refer to dangerous intelligence-gathering, spying, espionage, etc. "A Metal Gear would be cool in real-life, but imagine the dangers..."
-me "I'm going to Metal Gear that guy's house." "I'm going to Metal Gear the enemy base." "That guy can pull off a Metal Gear with ease. ^_^ " |
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| 5. | pompous | ||
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1. one whom of which is full of pomp.
2. a self absorbed person. 3. an elitist pig, usually found inflating her/his ego to the point of nausea. 4. a self proclaimed stately person, commonly found talking down to others whom of which are typically in a higher intelligence quotient bracket. Gads, did you hear Eric at our last gathering? He so pompous, I'm willing to bet that he's a legend in his own shower.
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| 6. | Intel | ||
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*A corporation that developed computer processors bearing its name, known for being very powerful, yet overpriced.
*Short for "intelligence", often government-related intelligence-gathering, often from the CIA, NSA, FBI. "My most favorite Intel commercials are : the very first one, and the one with the Simpsons."
"Intel shows that the building is jam-packed with heavily-armed terrorists." "Goodie." |
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| 7. | gass | ||
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Gass means bad or crappy, generally used to refer to "Magic the Gathering" decks. The only guy who actually uses this word is a short, overweight male named "Chet" who never showers and spends all day and night spamming various messageboards. He is IP banned from five of said sites. He usually goes on as Raymoooond. From Bertman:
Your deck is gass, James. Evan worse if how playordraw would insult the intelligence of its readers and post this pile. But then again, considering this is playordraw, my expectations shouln't be very high to start with. Im not going to go into all the details since you are a nobody james, and this article is rather trivial. However, your playtesting is subpar. You might as well be playtesting against precons. Freshmaker? WTF? Big red? Horrible. What about U W or bidding? Oh right..judging by your decklist the result for those matchups are implied..scoop...lol I suggest you PM a mod James to delete your account and all traces of your existance from the MTG community so none has to endure the agony I just endured. |
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