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17.
1: A company that designs and manufactures CPU's. Intel often pioneers new technologies, which are quickly copied badly by rival AMD. The number of new chips they manufacture is amazing, most of which are amazing in comparison to the competition.

2: Intelligence.
1:
Retard: This AMD Athalon 64 x2 warped my motherboard!!!
Guy: Um, my Core 2 Quad is running under load at 40 Degrees:)

2:
This guy gave me some intel, then I capped him.
by Bixxo August 14, 2007
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1.
A very expensive and inefficient air heater.
"Shniel Shniel!! Crank up ze Intel before I get ze frostbite on mein fingers!!"
by N3ODI November 29, 2004
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2.
1) A CPU manufactuer that is win/loose on most of their CPUs

2) Short version of Intelligence, which many people lack in our world of reality TV and Oprah
1- Intel just screwed me over, i want my money back!

2- We just got Intel on the WMDs, hope its correct.
by SecCom October 09, 2004
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3.
Short for "Intelligence".
We will use our intel to seek out and destroy.
by spam000 February 15, 2006
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4.
Technology company manufacturing computer processors and long, techincal-sounding names for the processors.
"Selected Dell PCs use Intel Core Duo 2 Centrino Mobile Extreme Edition processors. #Dum da duh da dum."
by Paul June 17, 2006
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5.
1. computer parts manufacturer

2. intellegence, or information. 411
my intel comp sux!

intel reports the hamburger will make you sick!
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6.
Who gives about micro-electronics when the first tv ad this company made had a bus load of guys in pastel colored NBAC suits who'd leap out and start doing bad dance moves any where, any time, with no warning?

That's some shit to live up to, AMD.
Hyperthreading 64 bit OS compatible on die first level cache in a super special heat transferring package still doesn't mean much when it's running Windows, m'lad.
by dj_monged September 10, 2004
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7.
*A corporation that developed computer processors bearing its name, known for being very powerful, yet overpriced.

*Short for "intelligence", often government-related intelligence-gathering, often from the CIA, NSA, FBI.
"My most favorite Intel commercials are : the very first one, and the one with the Simpsons."

"Intel shows that the building is jam-packed with heavily-armed terrorists."
"Goodie."
by Dave September 10, 2004
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