Interwank USB 

Cyber Wanking, Sex, or engaging in porn via computer or internet. OR stick your dick in a USB port and constantly thrust in and out to sexy and hot computer pictures and other HARDware

Person 1: Did you hear the news yesterday?
Person 2: Yea I heard someone did an Interwank USB

Interwank USB by 69doopa April 24, 2015

Intertwangled 

Halfway between Intertwine and Tangled

iIntertwangled

Intertwangled by regvardy May 18, 2011

Interwanking 

The practise masturbating whilst using the internet to browse pornographic materials. Applies to males and females.

That guy is a creep, always in front of the computer, interwanking....

Interwanking by Astrotoy7 March 21, 2009

Interbanging 

A close knit group of friends and/or co-workers who at different times have all had sex with each other.

It seems like every restaurant I work in there is always a lot of interbanging among the employees.

Interbanging by Not Shaun March 27, 2010

Interwank USB Virus 

This definition requires you to look up Interwank USB to understand this definition ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Associated with the popular fetish - Interwank USB - i.e engaging in hot cyber wanking or sex while getting hot to computer hardware by sticking your penis into any USB Port, if you like it from the front or the back ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). If one were to not clean the viruses from a computer or to not use protective gear like a condom, one can get a virus called Interwank USB Virus, this can be transmitted mainly via USB 1.0 or USB 2.0 ports. USB 3.0 ports makes the symptoms 3 times worse as it transmits faster than normal USB ports. Symptoms are as follows:

Worms
Trojan Horses
Malware
Ejaculation Infections
Rashes around your penis and USB port
CPU Brain Damage
Penis own Firewall
Cockblocking caused by penis firewall
Desire to vote for Donald Trump
Thinking that President Jacob Zuma is a good president
Premature Ejeculation

As of typing this Definition there is no cure for this virus as millions of dollars in research in this virus is still heading in dead ends. This virus is confirmed to be sexually transmitted and can be transferred to multiple people via engagement of sex.

Masturbate safely.

Guy1: Computer did you run your antivirus yesterday?
Computer: Maybe.
Guy1: Fuck it ok

-One Day later-

Guy1: I had sex with my computer last night
Guy2: Did you wear a condom?
Guy1: No? Why?
Guy2: Your computer has a virus
Guy1: Oh shit
Guy2: You have Interwank USB Virus

Interwank USB Virus by 69doopa June 22, 2016

Intertwangle 

To wrap vines around an alcofall's structure to give it a more genuine jungle look.

We had to intertwangle those vines around the alcofall for tomorrow's party

Intertwangle by 6chicks January 20, 2009

inderwang 

(verb) The unfortunate state of being trapped in an echo chamber between two fucktards that have power over you that results in excess moronic or nonsensical work.

"How was your project meeting with the VP's?" "Horrible! I got inderwanged! Those fucktards want me to build an app that can download electricity to your phone to charge your Tesla. I explained why it wouldn't work. But they want me to work on it anyhow."

inderwang by Making Fantastic March 14, 2022