The Mortal Instruments 

An absolutely awesome series written by Cassandra Clare. It has everything! (demon fighting, canon slash, technical incest, faeries, werewolves, geeky references, etc.) The Fandom is one of the most perverted ones. We have great fanart. And a duck!

Person A:Have you read City of Bones yet?
Person B: No, I've never heard of it!
Person A: It's the first book in the Mortal Instruments series. I think you would like it!

The Mortal Instruments by thepacificislander June 15, 2012

The Mortal Instruments 

A series of fantasy books written by Cassandra Clare.

The books are about a species called Shadowhunters who can't be seen by ordinary mundanes (humans) and destroy demons and rogue Downworlders. Downworlders are werewolves, vampires, faeries, warlocks, etc.

The main characters are Clary Fray, Jace Wayland and Simon Lewis.

Person 1: Have you got the new The Mortal Instruments book?
Person 2: Yeah, it's awesome!

The Mortal Instruments by FlushedToilet May 15, 2011

ShadowHunters: The Mortal Instruments (Netflix Series) 

a not so bad netflix original where the protagonist makes me want to fucking kill myself because of her shitty acting. its a not so good rendition of the book series with barely decent and an atrOCIOUS ONE (makes me want to use eye bleach).

why the fuck am i watching ShadowHunters: The Mortal Instruments (Netflix Series) ???? god this is so shit e n d m e

ShadowHunters: The Mortal Instruments (Netflix Series) by CloudLuka August 9, 2017

Wind instruments 

When one woman is rimming a man while another woman performs head on the same man. Looking like one is playing the flute and the other is blowing the bag pipes.

I walked in too Larry's house yesterday and he was teaching wind instruments,Frankie was playing the flute while Norma was blowing the bagpipes son!

Wind instruments by Alright son! January 24, 2020

oxidized brass instrument 

When a male gets his anus tongued from behind while simultaneously having his meat yanked. The first oxidized brass instrument originated in Florence, Italy between Ms. Lisa and Mr. da Vinci. Historians believe the frown on Mona Lisa is a result of the oxidation from the direct contact of Leonardo da Vinci’s butthole with her lips. Also see Rusty Trombone

Susan took her son to the antique shop and gave him an oxidized brass instrument.

oxidized brass instrument by TukeyComparison April 3, 2019

Instrument Tech 

A God among men. The most badass and intelligent son of a bitch to walk onto a jobsite. Rumored to outclass, outwork, and straight up outgun any electrician that comes in his path. Sparkys beware of this godlike creature for it is said that even gazing upon their greatness can turn even the strongest man into a hollow shelled panzy crying for his momma. Revered as the brains of the operation.

The instrument tech reigned supreme over the crybaby electricians.

Instrument Tech by Techboss24 May 27, 2016

Is mayonaise an instrument?

This quote was made by the spongebob squarepants character, Patrick star.The quote was made in season 2 episode 15, "Band geeks".

Is mayonaise an instrument?

No patrick mayonaise is not an instrument...

Horse raddish is not an instrument either.

Is mayonaise an instrument? by Cool guy2791 August 25, 2016