When Your Stupid Posts Get Uploaded Instead of Your Good Ones 

STOP UNEXCEPTING MY DEFINITIONS AND UPLOADING MY STUPID ONES. Let me just say, if this gets posted I will shit myself laughing.

It's kind of self explanatory.

When Your Stupid Posts Get Uploaded Instead of Your Good Ones

When Your Stupid Posts Get Uploaded Instead of Your Good Ones by The Nintendo Fan 1889 October 12, 2016

Banana milkshake with salt instead of sugar 

Apparently if you make a banana milkshake with salt instead of sugar it tastes like jizz

I don’t fucking know just make a banana milkshake with salt instead of sugar because your a coward and don’t want to drink your own nutmilk like a chad

Banana milkshake with salt instead of sugar by Eating_a_hoodie April 28, 2021

F.W.T.B.T. (I Dream of Lars Ulrich Being Thrown Through the Bus Window Instead of My Mystikal Master Kliff Burton) 

Standing for: For Whom The Bell Tolls this is a somewhat cover of the Metallica song of the same name. The cover was created by dronemetalists Sunn O))) (pronounced sun).

I hate Lars so much what a d-bag he makes me want to listen to F.W.T.B.T. (I Dream of Lars Ulrich Being Thrown Through the Bus Window Instead of My Mystikal Master Kliff Burton) all day long!

rip cliff burton

F.W.T.B.T. (I Dream of Lars Ulrich Being Thrown Through the Bus Window Instead of My Mystikal Master Kliff Burton) by joshjoshjoshjoshjoshjoshjoshjosh April 20, 2008

Oh, So you're approaching me? Instead of running away, you're approaching me? 

This is a quote by the one and only.

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DIO!

DIO: Oh, so you're approaching me? Instead of running away, you're approaching me?

Jotaro: Sama....DIO

Oh, So you're approaching me? Instead of running away, you're approaching me? by A cool average guy December 21, 2021

when you write 'h' instead of 'n'

a horrible mistake

oh frick!

Friend: what, did you when you write 'h' instead of 'n'?

when you write 'h' instead of 'n' by makeasequeltoDannyPhantom November 30, 2017

when someone calls you a weeaboo instead of a koreaboo

imagine:

one day, your slave calls you a weeaboo instead of a koreaboo. youre angry because he doesnt know the difference. you unleash big chungus on him and big chungus eats the universe. the end.

"dont you just hate it when someone calls you a weeaboo instead of a koreaboo?" i say.

when someone calls you a weeaboo instead of a koreaboo by big boi gay January 31, 2019

why am i spending many minutes making random definitions on urban dictionary instead of doing something better with my life? 

something everyone who has made more than 2 definitions has asked themselves but ha not decided to ever get help for. you are not alone.

*opens computer *opens urban dictionary *types in " why am i spending many minutes making random definitions on urban dictionary instead of doing something better with my life? " *realizes he is worthless

why am i spending many minutes making random definitions on urban dictionary instead of doing something better with my life? by Random schoolkid June 26, 2021