Instafart 

A powerful fart, immediately filling the room with a terrible smell.

We were riding in the car and my wife let out an Instafart making it hard to keep my eyes from watering.

Instafart by Willybeee August 16, 2014

Instacart 

A grocery delivery service where some stranger drives to your house with the groceries you order on it.

I need some stuff but I have to take care of my grandma for the day. I'll just Instacart it.

Instacart by legal4s April 14, 2021

instapation 

when someone walks into a public bathroom while u taking a shit and u immediately block up out of fear

Brad: Did you manage to go?
Janet: No I couldn’t, some lady was in there and I couldn’t go, I was like right in the middle too
Brad: ah, instapation, eh?

instapation by buttholemggee June 20, 2016

Instapastor 

Instapastor

He has no congregation, he acts like a pastor on Instagram, he an Instapastor

Instapastor by Pastor John marco May 11, 2020

Instapated 

Horny, wanting sexual activity

Everytime I see her, I become instapated.

Instapated by By the mouth of babes June 7, 2018

Instacartunnel Syndrome

The painful throbbing feeling in an Instacart shopper's opposable thumbs, frantically searching for a batch that will never arrive.

Baby, why aren't you playing video games tonight?

I got instacartunnel syndrome, because the bots are stealing all the goddamn batches!!

Instacartunnel Syndrome by Cattard April 30, 2020

Instacartian 

Any Instacart employee, or people who use Instacart on a regular basis.

Instacartians never pick good produce for my order.

Instacartian by YouNeedABreathMint January 4, 2022