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A little Guatemalan elf with a sick Japanese name. These kinds of Yoshios are very rare and are only found 2 miles underneath the Pacific Ocean. This particular Yoshio has an awesome, fuzzy fro that you can't deny wanting to touch..Yoshios are compulsive liars and they WILL throw tacos at you if you attempt to capture it. Capturing a Yoshio takes skill and perserverance because they are very sly and can turn invisible in an instant. They like to eat human eyebrows so protective bandaids may want to be worn to deter the smell when approaching a Yoshio. DUDE THAT YOSHIO JUST THREW A DAMN TACO AT ME!
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| 44. | grapholagnia | ||
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(graff-o-lag-ne-ah) An abnormal desire to look at pornography. "Now, how many of you sick fuckers writting sexual definitions know your suffering from grapholagnia?" more...
Example #2: Yepsen: Man, I can't find the guys! Have you seen an of them come threw here? Кели: Yeah, those fuckers are all in the back having a circle jerk to JJ on instant replay. Yepsen: Aw shit girl. How long they been back there? Кели: A good minute now. You know they all got the grapholagnia! Yepsen: I don't know if I wanna catch grapholagnia. Is it worse than the clap? Кели: *smack* No, you jackass. It's not VD is't a condition! Yepsen: A conditon...Like the hair stuff? Кели: Noooo, Awww fucket. Man, just go see the guys! Yepsen: Should I wear protective gear? I don't wanna catch nothin!' I'm meating up with my lady in a minute. Кели: Shit, I would! Why do you think I'm out here? Somebody's gotta work. Yepsen: True, true. For serious though...Is is contagious? Кели: Man, get the fuck on and read a book. It's a desire to look at pornography! Yepsen: Oh damn, . . .I know plenty of fools with that girl! Кели: Obvious right!? Just look at the writting on the wall here;D Yepsen: You gonna come check out some Jamison? Кели: No man. I may drink some with a lil sour and a cherry though while you guys chill. Yepsen: Later! Кели: Be good man! |
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| 45. | Swiftstep | ||
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The perfect combination of Taylor Swift and sick dubstep beats, first harmonized in the instant classic, Grammy award-winning, "I Knew You Were Trouble".
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