installate 

A term commonly used by people who are computer illiterate and completely inept at using the internet and thus are forced to call technical support.

Agent: "Thank you for calling the internet help desk"
Cletus: "Uuuhhhh... hello? I can't get onto the internet!"
Agent: "What seems to be the problem with it?"
Cletus: "I can't get it installated..."

installate by General Lee January 3, 2006

Instashare 

When a person sees, a picture, statement, or video that has to be instantly shared with the rest of social media and/or the world.

Sharing something before you full comprehend it.

A picture of Nicolas Cage getting Falcon Punched....Instashare that

A sex tape of Selena Gomez, Mila Kunis, Maria Ozawa going at it, I dont have to see it to know this is an Instashare

The Republican Party says Barack Obama is the greatest man since Ronald Reagan?! INSTASHARE

Instashare by TheManipulator August 26, 2013

installware

software that installs other products that the user would not expect to be installed as a default option. This includes any 3rd pary addons or 1st party products that are unrelated to the current install.

Examples of installware practices:
Programs installing browser bars
iTunes installing Safari as an "update"

installware by alt+F4 March 22, 2008

Instalated 

When you’re trying to say “installed”but you dumb.

I’m waiting for my new carpet to be instalated.

Instalated by Asdf5690 June 17, 2019

installapery 

When at the 2020 Mugello Grand Prix Fancy Pants Karen uses a fancy word on her friend Jan

Stop here please✋

Damn! Installapery for @MugelloCircuit completed for both cars. Aero rakes now being removed from Daniel’s car.

installapery by LAW13 September 11, 2020

Instantware

Software or service that was vibe-coded in less than a day but looks impressively polished and trustworthy — the coding equivalent of instant fame.

Example: "Check out this dashboard I made — total instantware, took me one coffee break but it looks like a real product."

Instantware by yardensachs February 26, 2026