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inserection 

A violent, unwanted erection.
Bobby tried desperately to quell his raging inserection while hugging his grandmother.
inserection by Ligni May 15, 2011

Interection 

A sometimes awkward situation where someone else abruptly becomes aware that someone has a boner.

A combination between "interjection" and "erection"
Too many people are getting into a car, so some have to sit on laps. Attractive Girl sits on Guy's lap, Guy gets a boner

Girl: "Oh..!"
Guy: *cough* "Um, pardon my interection."
Interection by vonvague December 31, 2010

Instarection 

When a male prematurely ejaculates BEFORE even becoming erect.
nerd: dude that hot girl just gave me an instarection! she didnt even touch my penis and i sprayed my load before i even got it up!
shane: ... you're a lil bitch
Instarection by Jake Seaton February 19, 2008

Inserection 

n. An adult shop located on Cheshire Bridge Rd. in ATL. Their motto is "Welcome to the sexual revolution." They sell everything you'd expect from an adult shop, including DVDs, magazines, dildos, vibrators, massage oils, lubricants, and gag gifts. They're also willing to answer any questions you may have...and trust me, they've heard it all.
Woman: "I went to Inserection today, and they helped me get the hottest dildo ever! I'm a customer for life!"
Inserection by loop zoop June 18, 2011

Instarection 

To get an immediate erection from a lovely specimen of the opposite (or same) sex (whatever floats your boat).
Damn that girl in volleyball shorts gave me an instarection before I knew what happened.
Instarection by Troy April 30, 2007

Interection 

The thing you get whilst looking at pornography on the internet.
Dude, turn the screen off. I'm getting a huge interection.