| 232. | Fundamentalist Consumerism | ||
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a term coined by Bruce Levine to describe the mindset of a group of people who "are singularly attached to cheap stuff." The term describes a culture that "creates increasing material expectations" that often can not be satiated, "devalues human connectedness," "socializes people to be self-absorbed and selfish," "obliterates self-reliance," "alienates people from normal human emotional reactions" and "sells false hope that creates more pain." Fundamentalist Consumerism is demonstrated en-mass on every Black Friday. On Long Island, NY in 2008, Wal-Mart employee Jdimytai Damour was trampled to death by customers stampeding into the store when the doors were opened. Police attempting to clear the scene were met with hostile reactions from customers, some insisting that they "had been waiting in line since yesterday morning" to get into the store. Fundamentalist Consumerism devalues all life in pursuit of 'stuff.'
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| 233. | Trooper in the door | ||
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82nd Airborne paratrooper humor in reference to that moment when one has a turd which is insisting on poking it's head out the door. Of course this usually only happens when one has a very had piece of shit as loose stools apparently exit the door before the green light comes on and/or exit the door is a mass tactical exit anyway. Sgt Ramirez running down the hall: "Get the hell out of way Private Jones, I have a trooper in the door and he's ready to jump"
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| 234. | Die Slappenhymen | ||
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Vigorous five-fingered slaps administered to the vulval region of a woman who was asking for it She kept insisting Ron Paul was a real person, so I gave her Die Slappenhymen.
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| 235. | Bloodstain Lane | ||
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It's a wanna be thug from the ghetto who plows through meatball subs and baked clams while insulting fighters and promoters who have real jobs, insisting it can fight when everyone knows the only thing it can beat is a ham sandwich and a bucket of chicken I'm sorry the UFC does not hire BSL's Bloodstain Lane
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| 236. | Fashion Infraction | ||
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The bluntest tool in the box that believes that he/she can get away with wearing a brightly-coloured patterned 70s all-in-one jump suit on a ski piste, whilst all around them decent human beings are getting on with their lives. Clearly these clueless spanners have misunderstood the meaning of re-living their pasts and have renounced any hope of future poon-pummelling by insisting on dressing like tits who should otherwise contribute to society by going home and change everything about your simple meaningless existence, including their wardrobe. Stop doing and start thinking, you cretins. You have certainly found your place in society with a face like that whilst wearing that shit. Have you totally given up on life you fashion infraction?
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| 237. | Tummy Tit | ||
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The excess of abdomen that overflows due to someone insisting on wearing pants that are several sizes too small to prevent having to come to terms with the fact that they are no longer small enough to wear the majority of their wardrobe. "Poor girl, she has no mirror or friends that are good enough to tell her she has a tummy tit."
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| 238. | Chester Cheeto | ||
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The act of finding a sleezy girl and coralling her to your room. Then insisting that she eat a family size bag of cheetos. After consuming the bag of cheetos, the girl will then proceed to give the man an handjob. Before he ejaculates the girl must begin to give the man head until he does ejaculate. Therefore tasting the full deliciousness of a Chester Cheeto. Very common at Kent State University and Edinboro University.
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