| 1. | wingman | ||
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when a guy goes to try to get at a girl one of the biggest obstacles to her getting some is her friends. knowing this men have learned to fight fire with fire. the wingman comes along on a date if the girl insists to bring her friend(s). The wingmans whole purpose in being there is to make sure his boy gets some action by dealing with the girls ugly friends or her friends who insist on her not hooking up that night.
A wingman is a good man and should be respected as such. guy 1: yo im trying to get at suzanne but she insist on bring her ugly bitchy ass friends...be my wingman tonite and i got u next time
guy 2: i got u man i swear tho...im not touching any fat chix... guy 1: good looks my dude...i owe u one guy 2: damn strait |
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| 2. | wing man | ||
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when a guy goes to try to get at a girl one of the biggest obstacles to her getting some is her friends. knowing this men have learned to fight fire with fire. the wing man comes along on a date if the girl insists to bring her friend(s). The wing man's whole purpose in being there is to make sure his boy gets some action by dealing with the girls ugly friends or her friends who insist on her not hooking up that night.
A wingman is a good man and should be respected as such. guy 1: yo im trying to get at suzanne but she insist on bring her ugly bitchy ass friends...be my wing man tonite and i got u next time
guy 2: i got u man i swear tho...im not touching any fat chix... guy 1: good looks my dude...i owe u one guy 2: damn strait |
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| 3. | Mischievious | ||
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A common and disgusting mispronunciacion and/or spelling of the word mischievous. Mischievous is pronounced "miss-CHI-vus" and there is no "ious" about it. Some people insist that mischievious is an "alternate pronunciation," but only in the way that irregardless is a synonym for regardless--that is to say, only for fucking retards. Some argue that it is the evolution of language, but changes like this are driven by the illiterate and the ignorant, and it is careless to embrace them. And embarrassing. "I'm intelligent and mischievious!" (oxymoron)
"Mischievous is not like devious, it's a completely different word you dumb shit." --Me "Since everyone says mischievious it's not wrong." --what my dumbass friends insist if the subject comes up over strong drink. |
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| 4. | seri-us | ||
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Insist on the Serious Series –anti-parallel seriism
We’re seri-us about unparalleled conceptual thought.
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| 5. | Abadabab | ||
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When two people simultaneously begin speaking, then stop and insist the other begin and then they go back and forth. Kyle: "So I was..."
Seth: "Didja hear the one..." Kyle: "Sorry, you first." Seth: "No you first." Kyle: "No I insist." Seth: "Abadabab." |
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| 6. | chivalrous stalemate | ||
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When two people are trying to pass through a doorway and both insist that the other goes first. *Two people are trying to walk through a doorway*
"After you." "No, after you." "No, no, no. I insist. After you." Looks like they are stuck in a chivalrous stalemate. |
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| 7. | world peace | ||
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Something that will never be achieved while weston governments insist on attacking countries that won't let them suck the wealth out of them.
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