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The O.Gs of psychopathic(which is probably the closest recording studio ever, due to the fact that they are not offing each other in record numbers)BUT before reading this i suggest reading J Dizzles "definition" For one I will not list some of what he probably listens to because its not the way of the juggalo, he can listen to what he wants and i will not judge him for it, however i will judge him as one of the most ignorant people i have ever had the misfortune of reading a definition from. I guess i will quit running on for now and begin my definition
FIRST. as many have pointed out yes they are one of the most hated bands, but they are hated by mostly the mainstream fans, they dont rely on them to approve their music, they could care less of what people think, and if you question this I suggest you listen to Juggalo Family, it will explain this to you. ICP is one of the most original bands ive ever heard, and if you want to fit in with the rest of the rappers or whatever feel free. If you listen to the lyrics of icp and ignore the cussing and unusual beats(which i am a huge fan of) they make alot of sense.
SECOND
Being that they are self made millionaires and you(J Dizzle) are probably the thirteen year old wannabe, leaves me to believe they are not wannabes.
I will not go into details on the meaning of the six cards and the dark carnival because half of the other definitons on here attempted that, and if there definitions dont help you, i dont know what will
IN CLOSING i have two things to say
1.icp will not give a fuck that you attempt to diss them, because for one you didnt do a very good job of it, all your "disses" were lame ass gay and wannabe jokes, you obviously dont know anything about icp, and two your just another mainstream "tag along"
2. if you are a real juggalo and you surround yourself with real juggalos they are closer than any family youve ever had and there will always be a juggalo to get your back in hard times, that being said, I would love for this J Dizzle character to attempt to shoot and spit and piss and whatever else to J and Shaggy or for that matter any real juggalo and see how far he get before an axe severs his head

" Say what you will of me, Ill always have juggalo family"
J Dizzle: man these icp guys are a couple of wannabe gay ass pussies
His mom: when are you movin out? your almost thirty and you sit around on my computer and expect me to buy your ecko and southpole while you attempt to diss the insane clown posse
LATER
J Dizzle: man these icp guys are a couple of wannabe gay ass pussies
Me: (slapping the fuck out of J Dizzle) maybe you should learn WTF you are talking about before you open your mouth to a juggalo
J Dizzle: (peeling his head out of the concrete)yes sir im very sorry and ill think twice before talkin shit to the wrong people
by Juggalo Freakshow January 23, 2007
 
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The gayest ass group to ever say the word fuck. Should be taken out into the middle of nowhere and be strangeled, shot, spit on, pissed on, cut up with a knife, ran over and then hung by a rope on the tallest thing around. Then be taken down with the rope still on and be fed to wild animals and the remains be sent to an infested dumpster to be finished off by maggots, flies, ants and eventually bacteria. Fuck i.c.p., the little faggots the name should be the insane clown pussies. Fuck the juggalos and everyone associated with the fagot ass little group or the fucking homosexual records. They should be going to a gay rehab clinic instead of a drug rehab clinic. Well basically what i'm tryin to say is FUCK I.C.P. (INSANE CLOWN PUSSIES)
guy #1: man i was listening to this tight ass song by the insane clown posse
guy #2: shit i.c.p. sucks
guy #3: i know man the insane clown pussies are gay as fuck
guy #4: shit i know thats right those little faggots dress up in a whole lot of make up and try to hide it by saying that they are clowns. spraying fake ass root beer around so that they can pretend that they're getting a buzz.
guy #1: i see your point man they are fags.
by J Dizzle (the first) August 01, 2006
 
2.
a rap/metal duo that look like Ronald MC Donald and his fat boyfriend that eats too much big macs.
guy 1:did you see insane clown posse at the VBC?

guy 2:its more like insane clown pussies
by m>a>t>t July 17, 2006
 
3.
Talentnless rap group who think they are down with some gay clown or something. Also their fans are very annoying
Person who likes good mucic: ICP sucks

ICP fan: liek omgz! fuck you Insane Clown Posse is teh pwnsorz!!!111 lolllllzzz.

Person who likes good music: *slaps ICP fan*
by Mario Santiesteban July 18, 2006
 
4.
An incredibly talented musical group with the utmost amazing instrument playing abilities known to mankind. ICP, otherwise known as Insane Clown Posse, are the peak of this modern day civilization as we know it. ICP is known for dressing up as sadistic, mentally unstable clowns who enjoy vibrating their vocal chords about the following ideas, beliefs, and opinions, but are NOT limited to: head lice in one's arm pits, cutting bigots spinal cords in half (who doesn't want to do THAT now?), general distaste and negative angst toward the police department in general, the boogie man, and many many more very interesting and thought provoking topics.
Upon the first time hearing ICP I was immediately impressed by their captivating use of the English language. Explaining to me how AND why they planned on killing a police officer kept me entertained for hours. If you really do take a look deep down into ICP's lyrics you will find just more and more intelligent ideas that would greatly improve the world today.
Albert: Hey Fred, Have you ever heard of the band, "ICP?".
Fred: Oh, insane clown posse? Yeah, I heard they were a bunch of wankers quite frankly..
Albert: You heard wrong friend! These people are the cream of the crop! They are the height of intellectuality this world has ever and will ever see! They're a godsend!
Fred: Thanks for clearing my mind and saving me from damnation Albert! I'll be off now to listen to this excellent band and draw pictures of a man running with an axe on all my binders!
Albert: Splendid!
by Perriwinkle June 10, 2006
 
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A "rap" group whos fanbase consists of 5th graders with down syndrome. If you read their lyrics,you can see that they have no talent what so ever. For instance,if you were to read some of Eminem's lyrics you could tell that he at least attempts to rhyme and delivers it good. ICP on the other hand have both horrible lyrics and hardly make them soundgood.

I quote:

"Night Of The Axe"

Shit, I can't fucking take this
All this fucking pressure, I'm dying
Make me go motherfucking crazy
I got all these motherfuckers
Every where I go
They gonna come down on me

If you look,that doesnt even rhyme.
Why people actually listen to these idiots is beyond me.

Also "Shaggy 2 Dope" doesnt write his own lyrics.

If you would like to troll them like I do,you can do some of the following.

"Eminem is hot"
"shaggy doesnt write his own lyrics."
"faygo sucks"

Be creative,make your own.

Oh I forgot to add, these fucktards aparently created their own branches of heaven and hell. Shangri-la being reserved for the true juggalos.

Below is a conversation I have actually taken from one of my trollings.

P.s. If you look you can tell that aparently their vocabulary is mainly composed of the words "Redneck" "Mother" "Fucker" and "Faggot".
Wicked Clown RJ: u little faggot ass mother fucker
Me: plx dont hurt meh
Wicked Clown RJ: what the fuck is wrong wit u are u retarded or are u just one dumb ass mother fucker
Me:www.teletorrents.org for free porn.
yes im retarded.
Wicked Clown RJ: look faggot stop sendin me e-mails bfore i take a rode trip and kick ur ass u stupid faggot ass mother fucker.
Me: rly?
Wicked Clown RJ: yes really u redneck mother fucker

INSANE CLOWN POSSE Mcl
by Hawk Koski July 01, 2006
 
6.
absolute shit
I.C.P. is shit

Insane Clown Posse should go choke on hobo cock
by icpistheworstbandever July 28, 2009
 
7.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! You realy searched them? ok then, the insane clown posse is a talentless, retarded looking and acting, clown "band". Every song has the words mother fucker in it, and they typically like to refer to them and their teenage pothead highschool dropouts fanbase as juggalos(or however you spell it, i couldnt give a shit). I would not recommend this group to anyone who can hear, fuck it, anyone with ears.

they like to think of themselves as kind of a gang, working in teams to weed out da haterzz and bring them to justice. but what theyre really doing is giving sensible peoplle something to laugh hysterrically at when they come up to you in a hat that has some man with a hatchet on it saying theyre gonna kick your ass. well, i say a real band will carry a fucking axe and destroy you (such as into the moat).

they like to think they are tough, but on the contrary, they are a bunch of pussies who will drop off of the face of the earth until in twenty years when VH1 is doing a "shitty music from 2001-2010" special, a fifty year old dane cook will make fun of them and their horribly put together music videos. *middle finger*
James: man you heard dat new Insane Clown Posse cd-izzle? itzz offada chian fo real juggalo.
Me: you just called me juggalo....im going to walk away and come back in 5 minutes...if youre NOT listening to something good like The Ghost Inside the shit will hit the fan.
by Brock.ashton September 16, 2009