Television Indecision 

Television Indecision (TI for short) is the state of indecision about which television to watch while watching a sporting event at a sports bar. This condition tends to flare up when there is a tense or exciting game or fight on.

Guy 1: Man, I don't know which TV to watch, there are so many!

Guy 2: I know man, I can't either. I think I'll watch the huge projector.

Guy 1: But that big plasma screen is so much closer!

Guy 2: Man I hate Television Indecision.

Television Indecision by Chitin_Commando October 25, 2010

inpression 

noun or verb, or what ever you relate it to
Related to making an impression, but attributing of anything to something else, related or non-related; without an apparent connection (in the context of adding more non original attributes)
A memorization of the obscure, without reason.
Random access memory linking

Ex: A thought connecting the next with little to no similarities between them, but reoccurs every time.

I don't know why this AAA battery reminds me of a cat I never fed, I guess i have an impression of a cat and batteries.
Deja vu is making inpression of a current moment to an old, but with know attributes.

inpression by Augmented Intelligence March 11, 2018

chronic indecision 

A constantly reoccurring or persistent inability to make up one's mind; perpetual doubt concerning two or more possible alternatives or courses of action.

"He missed out on so many opportunities due to his chronic indecision"

chronic indecision by srg47 December 29, 2007

Imprevisionment 

The state of being shut away somewhere in order to focus on revision for examinations, usually self imposed.

Person A: Hey, Have you seen Mark lately?
Person B: Nah his chemistry final is tomorrow, he's been imprevisioned for the past 6 days.

'My imprevisionment drove me so crazy, I started to eat my own notes in the hope I would ingest some knowledge'

Imprevisionment by MadameW April 30, 2010

inpression and an outpression 

inside: the interior or inner part of something; such as a building.

outside: the part of something that faces out; the outer surface; such as a building.

impression: an outward appearance of something; such as a person.

inpression: an outward appearance from the interior or inner part of something; such as a building or something; of a person.

outpression: an outward appearance from the part of something that faces out; the outer surface of something; such as a building or something; of a person.

A person had an inpression and an outpression of another person who walked inside and then outside of a building.

inpression and an outpression by [e-mail] February 6, 2013

indecision

n.

A ladies man, one who has many girls lined up to get a peice of him. Dates many, sleeps with most, but never uses the "L" word.

He's an indecision because he hit it, quit it -- and never called it back.

indecision by a-F February 23, 2005

kinetic indecision 

parsing words or dithering to keep from making a definitive decision (or not calling something what it actually is - do you remember what "is" is...?).

HE: "Are we at war or not?"

SHE: "I don't know - our incredible leader hasn't made up his mind yet - but he has promised to update us on his kinetic indecision - after the committee meets to discuss it..

kinetic indecision by op_position April 12, 2011